Babygurl Doesn’t Have Time To Kiss

Hi, I'm Ellie. • •They• • • • •Rat Enthusiast• • •

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[elegantnanners]

Monkey man got his balls cut off today

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[sea-beam]

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[verymerrymart]

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[roach-works]

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

[elegantnanners]

All I had today was a protein bar so they got off of work, went shopping, and made me two burritos, a salad, cookies, and a banana and drink. I don’t know what I did to deserve this person.

[dogpuppy]

[eliotbaum]

Ravenloft 🩸 3rd foiled sticker design of my Curse of Strahd campaign

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko

[tinsnip]

You don’t know what life was like out there

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor