Daily dose of shit post

professional shitposter in action.

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How to fight god

Step one: get a crowbar

Step two: climb up to random shit with just the crowbar. Assert dominance

Step three: throw it at the sun. Bonus points if it hits something on the way down

Step four: success.

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JESUS IS CRUCI-FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

TAKE A SEAT BITCHBOY

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There is no meme

Hand over your strawberry milk

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Make me

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Suiting up I’m in a five mile radius from your current location.

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Hehehe cute I have the ground covered you cant hide

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BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I LEFT ANY GROUND UNCOVERED. IM COMING FOR THAT STRAWBERRY MILK

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Who wants to be the Angel to my dragon roller skates 🥺🥺🥺

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Bitches be like bruh u ain’t famous

Shut the fuck up I got 60 followers on a shitpost account on tumblr

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There is no meme

Hand over your strawberry milk

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Make me

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Suiting up I’m in a five mile radius from your current location.

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Imagine if you can make cement with fun-dip. Just pastel colored cement. Lick it and taste that artificial, tooth decaying, sweetness.

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Suger cube bricks

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Does that mean you can now literally shit bricks too?

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Being as far as I know the only satanist at a catholic school is great because no where else will I be lectured about chastity and a shitty explanation about sexuality while reading on the history of walpurgasnacht and learning ways to celebrate it.

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Me: wow my mental health is failing me I should check myself in for my own sake

Also me: …naaah it’s tech week can’t be doin that.

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Me On my way to add onto my list of childhood trauma be like

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Who else has impulsive thoughts to just like lick the nearest salt rock lamp. I like salty things. If they didn’t want me to lick it why did they call it a salt lamp huh?

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Imagine if you can make cement with fun-dip. Just pastel colored cement. Lick it and taste that artificial, tooth decaying, sweetness.

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Ap Lang assignment: write about whether you think the sale of live human organs should be legalized or is ethical

Me and my friend: guys ong new Claire’s top surgery just dropped!!!

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I was trying to find shit for an essay for school and I just find this website

Like what is this? The themes are so contradictory. Like this pastelley workspace with rainbows and a nice soft wood then boom:

🔥THE DEATH OF SIMON AND PIGGY🔥