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[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[maliciousindungeon]

[stonyponyofficial]

[sawsbvck]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[princereece]

[spikesteaseasalt]

Baby Wyll and not so baby Wyll (But just as pretty)

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[biglawbear]

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

[cloverslime]

please let your voice shine gorgeous

[fairycosmos]

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

[panteneprovcommercial]

[toetagsandbowties]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

[facelessoldgargoyle]

and big naturals

[gunsandfireandshit]

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[sacredcitycenter]

[gender-luster]

[nbnbd]

Can Scooby Doo reclaim "faggot"? Discuss

[nothaveitjoeway-deactivated2025]

he already has

[onlyhams]

hey guys where’s the fuckin whimsy?

[marinella-ela]

[phoenixwrites]

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

[browningtons]

[theehorsepusssy]

[pokemon-with-hats]

Any Pokémon with a pumpkin pie as a beret please!! I think it would be neat

Jeez, bud, who gave you an entire pie?