Dorks of S.H.I.E.L.D

I'm marvel trash.

[theavengers]

[tilthat]

TIL a cave goat that went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is the first known mammal to have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar to crocodiles in showing slow and adaptive rates to environmental temperature.

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[r-evolution-aries]

The goat’s binomial name is Myotragus balearicus. It was kind of an oddball in a lot of other ways, too, an example being that it had forward-facing eyes, giving it stereoscopic vision, which was pretty odd for an ungulate. 

Here’s what its skull looked like, btw.

(By Didier Descouens - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0)

[creepsandcrawlers]

can’t believe we missed out on hte fucked up crocodile goat. :(

[7hylacine]

that was the devil

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[wingleader]

What the what

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

having a bad time picturing what a goat with forward facing eyes would look like

[devilishdescent]

it went extinct because anything that saw it instinctively wanted to kill it

[claras-oswald]

#dork

[ottomantwerks]

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

[ottomantwerks]

Stop fucking reblogging this

[ororomunroe-archive]

[india-stoker]

There is a new enemy out there: mutants. You need a new weapon for this war.

[misskamala]

Michael B. Jordan speaks onstage during the 2018 Essence Festival on July 8, 2018 in New Orleans, Louisiana.

[sheiseurydice]

thor: this is the bifrost

bruce, who knows what rainbow road looks like: uh huh okay

[dailymarvelheroes]

Daily Marvel Heroes’ Top 20 Characters (as voted by our followers) #19. Daisy Johnson / Quake (1.70%)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

[mackievanstan]

100% Big Dick Energy

[greelin]

this was an attack on me, as a bisexual. i was targeted

[greelin]

i was THREATENED.

[foxmouth]

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[catchylove]

July 2nd, 1988

[mcu]

Nah. I’m your king.

[waverlearp-deactivated20190126]

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[slayer-barbie]

Chloe Bennet photographed by Benjo Arwas (2018)