daisy.

⇢west coast⇡rad⇣disney⇠

[divascreech]

I just wanna s*** some d***

[sawsbvck]

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

[showerthoughtspost]

We think it’s crazy when animals can make human sounds, but imagine how crazy it is to animals that we can make so many different animal noises.

[daisysofia]

What about parrots ??

[depsidase]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[biglawbear]

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[lizclimo]

Happy Halloween 

[lizclimo]

horror stories for dogs

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brother of the year. (via sugarsiah)

[graysea]

The Solar System!

bonus Pluto!

[selfloveandsuch-blog]

THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER

[kissmebluesexyvioletsme]

Uranus rotation has me laughing for like 2 mins now…

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a green kangaroo saying “Prioritize kindness.” in a pink speech bubble.]

[kissmyblackazz]

@nyanelebajoa

[courtneygodbey]

[ofela]

[bootydeficit]

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

[philwhythatguy]

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨