Dejanira moodboard

[dajenirairl]

unpopular opinion but I need a book where the girl chooses the blond guy, I think we are ready for it

[quotemadness]

“All I want to do is hold you into the night and wake up knowing you’re still there.”

— Malcolm Moon

[pettyprocrastination]

mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin

[itsc]

the bus should be free and airplane tickets should cost $10 max and tsa agents should apologize to everyone they talk to

[dajenirairl]

the problem with "remember you're doing it for yourself not for anyone else" is that I just want to lay down right now

[valtsv]

i feel like people are gonna take this one badly especially on the internet but nobody deserves to be abused. no, not even "bad people". not even abusers. abuse is not a suitable "punishment" for anything. abuse is not a reasonable consequence of any action. and this is an important mentality to learn for your own sake as well as others.

[dajenirairl]

only in collage you can be both the smartest and the dumbest person in the room

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[ms-demeanor]

Things like this are specifically why I’ve started keeping a paper journal this year.

“100th day of protests in Portland, we’re approaching 200k coronavirus deaths, things are very strange and the west is on fire. Tried my banana bread recipe with olive oil and less sugar, thought it was quite tasty but will stick with butter in the future.”

“Dad says he’s settling into the new house fine, the dogs are happy to have a nice yard. The president keeps saying he’s not going to commit to a peaceful exchange of power. But there’s evidence of possible life on Venus, which is nice.”

[maryolive]

Frank Kafka’s Journals: August 2nd, 1914 - “Germany has declared war on Russia. Swimming in the afternoon.”

[soupwife]

*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: “don’t worry baby it’s not real, it’s only actors. In real life embarrassing things don’t actually happen”

[dajenirairl]

have you ever wondered how many of your jokes are actually funny but didn't hit the spot due to lack of proper delivery?

[angels-heap]

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

[angels-heap]

The human lifespan, according to tumblr:

Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.

18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!

21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.

[interstellerace]

[taylorswift]

It’s been one year since we escaped the real world together and imagined ourselves someplace simpler. With tall tall trees and salt air. Where you’re allowed to wear lace nightgowns that make you look like a Victorian ghost every day & no one will side eye you cause no one is around. It’s just you and your imaginary cabin and the stories you make up to pass the time. To say thank you for all you have done to make this album what it was, I wanted to give you the original version of The Lakes. Happy 1 year anniversary to Rebekah, Betty, Inez, James, Augustine, and the lives we all created around them. Happy Anniversary, folklore. 🌿

https://taylor.lnk.to/thelakesoriginal

[dajenirairl]

❤️

[peachpieplum]

Reblog and put in the tags celebs that people have compared u to

[dajenirairl]

jade thirlwall

like

i wish

[dajenirairl]

just because something looks cute doesn't mean you have to get it

[valtsv]

the lord of the rings is so much funnier when you realize that the rings are like a membership to a group chat run by an evil eldritch horror drama queen and the elves basically pulled the old "hey can you make me mod for a second" "sure" *kicks you out of your own server and sets all channels to private* on sauron

[dajenirairl]

black widow spoilers ahead but i think it has to be said

SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL!!!

but i’m just curious how tf did they come up with the idea to backup the main story that would make a 100% better movie? 

I would watch a movie about how Natasha lived in the red room, how her friends died on a mission or because of some punishment, or during the final ceremony, and how she learned not to trust anyone, but she still trusted her fake family of two years because she was just a kid who needed some love, and then how she met S.H E. I. L. D. (bonus points if Samuel Jackson makes an appearance), how she met Clint, and couldn’t trust him, how she had to kill that guy but hurt his daughter and then have a plot twist at the end, that after she joined shield, then avengers, she get info that he’s alive

and then have this movie as a part two

and then have a part three about how she helps Yelena find all widows and bring them back to life, and she makes friends with them and finally lives her life, and trust girls, and they all tell her to go find Hulk and tell him that she loves him, as girls do, and she gets all girly and soft because she finally can 

and then endgame happens and it hurts, but you know you said goodbye properly, and that every woman’s character in Marvel deserves the same three movie universe as men’s characters and they can be done properly  

[dajenirairl]

i created tumblr cause i related to tumblr posts on the other sides and then i come in here and it’s just posts from reddit or smth