blup!

[thesakurainrain]

Okay but the fact that Dan likes to take things slow and Phil likes to take risky leaps in relationships says a lot about their relationship together like

Just imagine

Dan goes to visit Phil for the first time at his place and he’s all “so I’m thinking we just watch a movie or something” and Phil looks at him, with the condom halfway on already, “a movie?”

[cream-cheese-and-bagels]

otp prompt #50(wow thats a lot)

Person A: lemonade~

Person B: crunchy ice~

Person A: *smirks* sip me once

Person B: *smirks back* fuck me twice

Person C: *in the background* uh guys? 

~bonus~

Person A: lemonade

Person B: crunchy ice

A and B: sip me once, fuck me twice

A and B: turn around, get on the ground, and fuck me for hours until i co-

Person C: GUYS

[cream-cheese-and-bagels]

otp imagine #57

Person B: hey, what do you like to eat?

Person A: u-um, im good with anything

Person B: *starts taking off their pants* boy do i got something for you 

[cream-cheese-and-bagels]

otp prompt #53

Person B: today person a and i got a bit more… intimate with each other ;)

Person C: you literally shook each others hands for half a second.

[yconic]

Person A:*Putting the Nutella jars on the top shelf so person B can’t reach them* lol :) *leaves*

Person B:* Arrives in the kitchen* *sees the Nutella jars on the top shelf*…

After 10 minutes.

Person A:*looking for the Nutella jars* BAABE?

Person B:*sipping tea while reading a book* Yes?

Person A: Where are the Nutella jars?

Person B: I threw them. In the trashcan.

Person A:…

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Person B: If I can’t eat them, no one will.

Person A: YOU COULD’VE CALLED ME OR GET YOURSELF A CHAIR.

Person B: Irrelevant.

[dumbslutsclub]

Person A: if I had a million dollars I would buy a ticket to see Beyoncé

Person B: I’d buy the sweet release of death to come and take me

Person C: *whispering to person A* Are they ok?

Person A:I-I don’t know

[cream-cheese-and-bagels]

otp prompt #30!

Person A: *argueing* WHO DO YOU THINK IS SUFFERING THE MOST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

Person B: THE BED AND THE NEIGHBORS

[tsutomi-goshiki]

person A, knocking on the neighbor’s door: i’m gonna tell him he’s got to stop. he can’t keep stealing our wi-fi. it’s unbelievable. person C: yeah, i’ve been changing the password twice a month! twice a month! nope. we gotta tell him. *the door opens* person A: LISTEN, YOU- person B: yes? person A: *stares at B*  person B: *is cute* person A: - can keep stealing our wi-fi. there’s really no problem. person C: WHAT.

[fandomcite]

Person A: “God told me he had forgiven me.”

Person B: “That’s great, I don’t.”

[soulless-shakesprood]

A & B: [having a massive fight]

C (while eating popcorn): you should totally kiss

A: no, I will not kiss that.

C: not what you said yesterday.

B: what did A say yesterday?

C: [air quotes] “I’d let B smack my peach to bruising and bang me like screen door by the tornado”

A: ….

B: ….

C: [throws a popcorn] boo, worst movie ever [leaves]

[wordfather]

dialogue prompts that really butter my eggroll

”Wait, when did I take off my clothes?” 

“I am fully convinced you never graduated kindergarden.” 

“Was there a scuffle?” 

“I’m not here, actually, this is a projection from… Mars… I moved there recently.” 

“This is going to sound controversial, but I think that went well.”

“You have no idea how to make a toast?!”

 “I haven’t showered in four days.” 

“Tell them how you screwed up.”

“Until the day you learn how to start a normal conversation, I will have to be there to fix the messes you make.” 

“You’re more zombie than human.” 

“I don’t know what the question was but without a doubt my answer is ‘I don’t know’.” 

“We settle this the old fashion way, like real men: dance off.” 

“Try not to gasp.”

“Well this just scrambles my eggs.”

“Look, I’m not the brightest tool in the… toolbox.”

“Am I doing it right?“

“I am the backbone of this household.”

”With all due respect, I’m going to ignore everything you just said.”

“You killed my box!”

“You have the audacity to wake me up but not actually die.”

“This is pretty funny, though.”

“That’s because of my complete and utter failure of being a well-mannered, functioning member of society.”

“No forts without me!”

“You got me detective… looks like I’m going to liars jail.”

“I have one speed: none.”

“You did this! You’re still doing it!”

“Don’t make it weird!”

[ashleybear-hat]

Introducing : Person C ! The ideal person to be a cock block for your OTP :D He will probably appear a few times, depends on the prompts ^^;

Also it’s valentine’s next week! I decided to try and draw a lot tomorrow so I can post a few drawings for Valentine’s ^^ 

[soulless-shakesprood]

[in an argument]

A: [gives B the finger]

B [while staring intently to A]: [licks A’s middle finger then spits]

A: Mark me down as scared, horny, and offended.

[ashleybear-hat]

“You could just ask.”

Probably my last post for a while… I’m going to take my school exams tomorrow (very important!!!) and I won’t have a lot of time to draw…so I wanna make this post kinda worth it (?) I ended up drawing them again, I’m sorry if it’s boring :( I’ll make it up once I have the time <3

Thank you so much for all of your support! I always read all of your messages, and I always wanna reply with some meaningful doodles so it will take me a while to answer, but I’m grateful for it! Thank you for always supporting me <3

Seguir leyendo

[sortagood]

Person A: *angry* fuck me

Person B: *mumbles* if you really want me to

Person A: what?

Person B: I SAID AS IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN WANT TO

[221parksanddestiel]

You: Valentine’s Day

Me, an intellectual: Ship Appreciation Day

[thegreatspain]

So That Happened pt. 2 😂

Between my pansexual ass and my asexual friend:

Me: *driving*

Friend: *nonchalantly* So what are you hungry for?

Me: *automatically* That pussy.

Friend: *glares at me*….

Me:….. omnomnom

Friend: I ought to kill you.

Me: *gets idea* ok how about chicken?

Friend: *knows* I swear to fucking God-

Me: *holding back laughter* Because I’m thirsty for that cock!

Friend: OH MY GOD!