I've been writing some first sentences / prompts as idle writing exercise and here's the first 100. You're welcome to use any of them, if you get inspired.
Across the deep blue sky streaked a comet, with a purple tail trailing after it like skirts of a dress and several small companions chasing her.
Across the cell the older man farted loudly in his sleep - which was good, since for hours now John had been wondering if he'd gone and died.
Before the grand three story mansion the half a million dollar Porsche burned merrily.
Backstage, half deafened by the deep bass and the beat, Jane threw up all the whiskey she'd been drinking that night.
"Call me when you get there," was the last words John heard from his mother, before his hometown was engulfed by a blazing inferno.
Cloud seeding was probably a good idea, once, back when rain was still mostly water and frogs were only a ground level issue.
Dark academia was, in John's honest opinion, an oxymoron - but that didn't mean he didn't look damn good in a waist coat and ascot.
During the end of the world there were a lot of people who wasted their time looting and running - but in the end, it was the people covering under their beds who survived the longest.
Elephants are unappreciated as hallucinations, in Jane's most expert opinion - with elephants there was rarely any doubt about whether she was hallucinating or not.
Effervescent, John thought as he bled over his crumpled up crossword puzzle, a gaping hole in his chest, and sighed, who even uses a word like effervescent.
For all the times Jane had driven him mad with her stunts, John loved her crazy ass - he just wished she'd drawn a line before murder.
Fall descended upon the countryside like a knife - with a swift brisk breeze that brought with it a cutting frost and killed all their crops in a single night.
Grave is such an unpleasant place to wake up in.
Gulls raced the ship to the shore, despite being easily able to outpace her - whether they were like vultures circling a dying beast or doves bringing the message of hope and safety, John welcomed their company nonetheless.
High on the church tower, a little runaway devil was miming the acts of sodomy and making rude gestures at the gathering crowd of shocked and horrified parishioners.
Hot, acrid air blew in through the vents before John shut down the car's air-conditioning - not quickly enough to block out the stench of sulfur.
Inclined to be polite, Jane let the sexy bombshell into her office, even taking a moment to appreciate the figure she made even though she wasn't that kind of detective.
In the last moments of her life before the zombie virus scrambled her brains, Jane thought about John and concluded, there's a man whose brains she'd like to eat.
Just as the bell rang for midnight, the vampire lord took out a notepad and said, "Let's start with your parents, shall we?"
Jackal puppies are kind of cute, thought the mummy, even as they attempted to unravel his binding and probably feast on his desiccated flesh.
Kitchen is a bad place to fight ninjas, John thought, completely tuning out whatever Jane was ranting about; too many knives.
Kicking the door open without looking, John read through the front page again and so completely failed to notice the fact that there were people in his house.
Leading with, "We have only twenty hours to live," might've set an awkward mood for the rest of the meeting - but it was damn effective.
Lowering the rope feet by feet, Jane cursed her armour; it was pretty and impressive, sure, it got her all the ladies, but it also creaked with every move and the dragon was waking up.
Man's defining flaw is definitely hubris, John decided, but started the jetpack anyway.
Most of the city had already evacuated by the time Jane made it out of the basement, with torn ropes still hanging in her wrist and fury burning like an artificial sun in her chest.
Media tried to give the invaders new names, each more fantastical than the last, but the public had already made its mind - they called the aliens Kaiju right from the start.
"Now that civilisation has fallen, it's the survival of the fittest," declared her former highschool bully, before Jane racked the shotgun.
Night fell upon the office like some kind of hex, wearing on their already frayed nerves; the Deadline approached.
On her deathbed, Jane would announce a game, a treasure hunt to her great fortune - fortune which didn't even exist anymore.
Owned by the worst kinds of people, attracting the worst kind of user base, using the worst tech and implementing the worst kinds of terms and conditions… is it any kind of surprise that virtual reality went on to destroy a whole generation of people?
Parking the spaceship on top of the tallest skyscraper was probably an overkill - but it certainly got the message across.
Power cut off three days after the end - on the exact fucking moment John hooked his electric car to a charger, of course.
Quills aren't great tools for stabbing, maybe - but they hold poison very well.
"Qilin are supposed to mark the king, aren't they?!" he demands while again narrowly avoiding being stabbed by the unicorn deer from hell.
"Questions will be after the presentation," said John firmly to his captive audience, chained to their seats.
Rather than die in ignominy like the rest of her family, Jane made something of herself, digitising her mind at age of thirty and becoming a ship's AI by fifty.
Rest of the tenants were asleep when John broke out through the third floor window - and thanks to a whole lot of sleeping pills, so we're the attendants.
"Verily I say unto thee," slurred the handsome, completely shit-faced elf, "Thou truly art a harlot of the highest degree."
Venting her frustrations by throwing her smart phone across the street was a terrible idea - not only would Jane need a new phone now, but it hit a random passerby smack in the middle of the forehead and now she's going to be sued… again.
Without any damn sense at all, John falls in love on the same day he'd planned to kill his dad.
While busting up some dance moves on the battlefield isn't the best way to win a battle, sometimes it wins out an audience with a king; in unrelated news, Jane thinks she might be about to become the court jester.
"X marks the spot isn't driving directions, John - oh, shit never mind, I see it," Jane says into the phone, and gapes at the house - a true modern masterpiece if she ever saw one.
"X," the alien argues, sounding like a buzzer from a TV show, and lifts a laser gun to emphasise the point.
Yawning as he refilled his coffee cup, John didn't quite register the earthquake until he was two swallows in - moment later, the house begun falling apart
Yesterday everything was fine and Jane's world was normal, ordinary, blessedly boring even; today, she met John again.
Zero effort was spent in writing the actual article; the headline "Aliens Conquer the Moon" by itself was enough to sell the papers.
Zealous isn't how Jane would describe John, exactly; completely batshit crazy is much closer to the mark.
One thing could be said about the whole portal incident; it definitely turned a new leaf in Jane's life.
Two of the bandits had already broken into the back of the wagon - judging by the sound of it, they'd also found the gold.
Three times Jane had thrown John's clothes out of the window and into the street, and he was damn well going to make sure there wouldn't be a fourth time.
Four of Jane's students quit on a monday and another two would follow in the following week; by the end, she'd figured the problem might be her syllabus.
Five new starts lit up the night sky, which by itself was already an astronomically significant event - the fact that they were in a circle made it less significant and more ominous.
Six bullets in John's gun, each with its own target and a plan and chance to change destiny - and he missed each and every fucking time.
Seven is supposed to be the lucky number, but somehow all the worst things in Jane's life happen on the seventh - including this.
Eight coins in his pouch is a pitiful showing for a season's hard labour, except for one thing: they're each and every one of them magic.
Nine years old, John thought grimly looking over the crime scene, the blood, the body, and the unrepentant culprit - nine years old and already with blood on her hands.
"Ten outta ten," Jane breathes, her body limp and her vision full of stars, and sighs happily, "Would fly again."
Already Jane's hands were shaking, and she'd barely begun; cutting up frozen bodies was never going to be her favourite part of the job.
Before the fire John used to love swimming, but now the scent of chlorine makes him want to cry.
Calling her boss at one in the afternoon to tell him she'd be late, Jane mused whether she should consider moving to an area with fewer reported spatial anomalies.
Deciding he'd had enough of zombie dogs in his lawn, John invested in automated machine guns - big mistake.
Enemy drone sightings had gotten fewer and fewer in the last two days, as the fires had died down and the base laid in ashes - the plan, it seems, worked.
Figuring out she'd done enough for one day, Jane set aside her saw and hammer and went looking for a dog to play with - it shouldn't be difficult, the estate has about two hundred of them.
Going with his gut feeling, John got a baseball bat and a trash can lid before investigating the noises coming from his basement - whether it was racoons or demons from the underworld, they wouldn't catch him unawares.
Hiding under her bed was a comfort thing Jane refused to feel ashamed for, not after it had saved her life twice.
Including the weird kid in the game seemed to be a great idea - up to the point where John started throwing up frogs and Jane started floating during musical chairs.
Joking had been Jane's defence mechanism since she'd been young, and it usually worked, but going "Ey, how you doing?" at a serial killer was probably not the smartest plan.
Keys rattling like a bunch of chains and his heart pounding in his chest, John peered into the darkened office and lifted his flashlight.
Lifting the well cover, Jane leaned back, fully expecting it to smell awful the way still water not disturbed in decades should - and the fact that it didn't was alarming.
Mowing the lawn on the eve of the asteroid impact might not be the most productive use of his last hours on earth, but John didn't care - even now it brought him peace.
New hires always get the worst jobs, Jane reminded herself while picking everyone's trash around the office - at least she was still being paid.
Oatmeal for breakfast, lunch and dinner got pretty boring after two months, but thank god John had even that much prepared.
Pleased with her progress so far, Jane lifted her hand and wiped John's arm - she isn't sure why he wanted the tattoo of a bunch of random letters all over his arm, but it was coming along nicely.
Quelling his rebellious stomach the best he could, John reached for the baby wipes - changing diapers is a basic fucking task for a dad, and he's going to do it, he's not going to throw up and he's going to do it.
Rationally speaking, what she was seeing couldn't be what she was seeing - because portals to other worlds weren't real - but in her heart…
Singing as he worked, "Going down to the river," John lifted another log over his shoulder - ignoring with long practice the way his coworkers gaped at him.
Trying for several different things was how Jane had gotten where she is now - ballroom dance, coding, waitressing and working at a zoo might look like they had little to do with each other, but each was a useful skill for an assassin.
Under his house there's a basement and under the basement there's dirt, and under that, well, John isn't sure, but whatever it is makes a lot of very concerning noises.
"Vacancies 0," informed the sign of a clearly long abandoned roadside motel - of course they pulled over to check it out.,
Without John at the helm, the ship wouldn't budge, the AI simply refused to respond - which is unfortunate because someone had thrown John out of the airlock about half an hour ago.
Xylitol gum and old cigarettes - there was something very nostalgic about that scent, Jane thought, as she watched the old woman push her shopping cart over the crack in the pavement and right into the ditch.
"You know you're going to have to clean that up, right?" John asked as they watched the blood dye all primary colours of the carpet in hues of red.
"Zoom!" went the kid on her tricycle as she drove right over John's foot that morning, somehow breaking two toes in the process.
The store keeper glared at John and John glared right back - between them the dragon egg rocked gently side to side.
For as long as Jane had known him, she's never seen John read - which isn't really something you notice about a person, not until they have to do the thing… and they clearly can't.
Finding people was rarely the hardest part of starting a new adventuring party, since there were always some newcomers hanging around the tavern - bringing them all back alive though…
Deciding that he needed some professional help with his problem, John went to consult the wizard, who then pointed him to a witch… who pointed him to a sorcerer… who summoned a demon… who pointed at him and laughed.
Even before everything changed, Jane had had a bad feeling about things, like, the sky shouldn't be that colour and she didn't used to get that many static shocks and the TV didn't use to be that… purple.
John and Jane tossed a coin over who got the first go at the treasure - and of course the coin landed on its side.
Digging for gold used to be an honourable profession for loners and lunatics - now it's all about grave robbing and tomb raiding.
There was a noise coming from outside like the world was ending, but Jane was almost done with the damn report and not about to let herself be distracted.
The doctor looked at him sadly, the way they do when there's nothing to do and no time left, and said, "I'm sorry, there's no easy way to put this; sir, you're inflicted with stage two lycanthropy."
When she was a kid, Jane pretended she was capturing fairies and sticking them into her doll house as prisoners - when she turns twenty one, this comes back to bite her in the ass.
Finding out that he got an inheritance from some relative he didn't even know about was one thing, but finding out that he'd inherited what was clearly a haunted mansion?
Before John met Jane, his world was dull and colourless, boring from start of the week to the end - now he can just taste technicolour his world has become… which is probably not a good thing.
There's a monster in Jane's closet, tied up with Christmas lights, hanging from a coat hanger, re-thinking all the choices in his life..
Seven days after his wife left him, John reconnected with his mother and took up the family grimoire again.
For the second time in twenty four hours Jane was sitting down to talk with a dead person - which was, even in her line of work, a bit unusual.
The fact that John went from being a secret agent to a nanny might've amused his brothers - but none of them knew the absolute abominations he was taking care of, and yes, Jane, the sidearm is necessary for his work, thank you very much!
Modify them as you see fit, etc etc. If any strike as especially good/horrendous, please let me know!
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