Nope.

  I am the human embodiment of Grumpy Cat. Also a professional Disney fangirl, political junkie, Potterhead & lipstick connoisseur.  

[willinq]

so like yah theres an fbi agent watching me but theres not enough fbi agents to only monitor one person and i dont think im emotionally stable enough to process the idea that my fbi man might be cheating on me 

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.

[greeno]

there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

whoever came up with this gag deserves an emmy. new spongebob is batshit fucking nuts and i love it

[gemstone-gynoid]

really appreciate that pose

[dragonsareawesome123]

I love them.

[jim-kirk]

Baby Driver (2017) dir. Edgar Wright

[shitroughdrafts-deactivated2021]

New Rules by Dua Lipa

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

It’s too early in the morning for this bullshit

I think so much of my friends until I ya know don’t

https://youtu.be/_JhaVNJb3ag

https://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/noaa-n/climate/climate_weather.html

https://www.sciencealert.com/satellite-data-shows-the-polar-vortex-is-shifting

And here’s the gif for too measure:

Long story short:

If you don’t believe in climate change and refuse to acknowledge the evidence that proves it’s real I am holding you personally responsible for the loss of every species that goes extinct because of it.

[wavemakerr]

[lyjerria]

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[dovahhoe]

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

[hennypendergrass]

He finna beat his ass

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

[elation-success]

this is the realist shit on this website

[motivationsforlife]

Puppy by Isaac Garcia // Instagram // Edited by MFL

[animusrox]

[brifran-deactivated20180523]

I’m worth so much more than the ways I’ve been treated

[wizardingworld]

[the-perfect-aesthetic]