Snake Eyes @sammy-dukes - Tumblr Blog

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

trollprincess

Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:

headspace-hotel

Americans will drive 15 hours, why the hell wouldn't we take a 15 hour train ride.

you-are-another-me

rpfwasfine

thank you guys for posting images for me to look at

fairycosmos

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

bookish-bimbo

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

deathgasmic

slut era (laying in bed at 9pm on a saturday night)

liveleaker-deactivated20250423

im a 2014 tumblr user in a 2024 tumblr user world

stupidlybookish

Andarna: Tairn taught me to think before I act.

Andarna: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

emmaduerrewatson

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

batcows

USA network shows from like 2007-11 were so goated because every one was like "the police force of x major American city is wholly incompetent. all their crimes are solved by a weird little guy"

asofthesea

nbmudkip

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

stantler

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country