Writing, Theoretically?

Hey! I'm Dallas! He/him or it/its pronouns, please! I like to pretend I'm a writer sometimes. Current hyperfocus? My OCs. Image made with https://picrew.me/image_maker/94097 !!

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[captain-price-returns]

[anasabdin]

Turquoise Current

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[stimmy-weeb]

I call her Sew-phie 🪡

[Image ID: four gifs of someone holding a piece of embroidery art of the character Sophie from the anime film Howl's Moving Castle sitting at a table and sewing. The embroidery art has a mechanism which allows a person to manually crank a small rotating lever from behind the embroidery art, making Sophie's arm rotate, appearing as though she is really sewing with the needle and thread in her hand.]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[heywriters]

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this