heartbreak or death

*Hi guys I'm on semi-hiatus right now* 15//f//los angeles ☆Fanfiction ruined my life☆ ♪P!ATD MCR FOB WTM♪ adventure time is pretty sweet dan and phil are pretty cool ***I was elephantarctica***

[dutchster]

if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they cast the dinosaurs for jurassic park

[saltcaramels-deactivated2016072]

Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as you).

[milliads]

[sufferingoth-blog]

who was i before i heard the black parade

[completed-nihilism-blog]

[holmesandwhatson]

[local--loser]

GUYS!!!!

Okay so I ordered pizza and the delivery guy was really cute so I sent a review to Dominos

THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER

HE FREAKING TEXTED ME

[thirsty-hoe]

Ok but did you hit it or what?

[skillsne]

The fourth largest religion.

[adventuretimeconspiracies]

*checks calendar to see how long it’s been since adventure time has aired*

[questionall]

[amazoogle]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[castrationstation-deactivated20]

when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye

[horrorsoflife]

[thelostswede]

October,

IT’S HERE!

What it’s like experiencing the beginning of fall on tumblr. 

[takingmyuzi-deactivated20170412]

Watching old Suite Life of Zack and Cody episodes like:

[wordsnquotes]

You like it under the trees in autumn, Because everything is half dead.

Wallace Stevens, “The Motive Of Metaphor” (via wordsnquotes)