Ace Ace Baby

I spend my time reading fanfic and avoiding my responsibilities. Current Fandoms: Lots of podcasts and Dnd stuff, with a few other things mixed in. Here's things you might frequently see: Podcasts- The Magnus Archive, Dungeons and Daddies, The Penumbra Podcast, Night Vale, The Adventure Zone. Also Dimension 20 (technically not a podcast but still) Less often but will still happen: Video Games- Hades, Undertale Weeb Shit- the occasional Naruto, Yugioh, or My Hero Academia stuff might pass by as I go through my second weeb phase in life. TV- Avatar the last airbender, steven universe, gravity falls. Listen. Some people make side blogs to be all about their current interests, but I only have this main blog and anyone who follows me will have to deal with my current obsession, whatever it is. Aro/Ace, 28, She/her. Previously: hash--slinging--slasher holmesatlast If you're looking at this on desktop and you recognize that the theme of this blog comes from BBC Sherlock then just pretend you didn't notice. It's 2022 and I'm too lazy to change my theme at this point. Also my icon has been iron man since about 2012 if I had to guess, so he's also just sticking around even if I'm past my marvel phase.

[kaijuno]

[hydro-homies]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[wizardshark]

That's still some impressive sleight of hand even if he's friends with the anti bugs bunny

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[oneheadtoanother]

[transhuman-priestess]

All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.

Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.

[transhuman-priestess]

Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.

Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.

Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.

Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.

Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.

Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[oatmealdiva]

this is genuinely how i react everytime i see paul robalino

[almondcroissantsandink]

But the kazachok, he danced really wunderbar!

(I think they would've loaded a ton of stuff onto the Hail Mary for the astronauts to keep stimulated/keep in shape, and I think Just Dance 2 was one of them)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[segamascott]