i fail at life

[dalucy]

Opinions

Don’t you just hate when people are convinced that they’re smarter than you? And they try to prove it? They can’t just accept the fact that your opinion is different. Try to have a controversial opinion. You’ll have to listen how wrong you are. You’ll get psychoanalyzed in order to prove you that some event in your past made you think the way you think. Why do people have that obtrusive need to make sure that they're right, that they've chosen the only, true explanation and any other way is wrong?

Abortion. Euthanasia. Animal testing. Drug legalization. Or even old good vegetarianism. Whenever your opinion is, what makes you think that you’re right?

[dalucy]

Am I the only one who goes for running really early in the morning simply because it feels so embarrassing and awkward when somebody sees me?

[dalucy]

I just read an article about a football referee who got hit in his head with a sausage that was thrown by one of the fans. It was marked as the "news of the day". And then I'm surprised that I have no clue what's going on in the world.

[dalucy]

My life is so exciting... not.

Before I moved out of my parents house and started to live on my own I was so convinced that with my own flat (rented, but still) my life will suddenly become so eventful and exciting. I will have people over, we'll do fun stuff, eat amazing food and I'll do whenever I want! Well, it's been a year now and if not work I'd probably fuse with my bed (which, btw, is on my life goals list). The only person who comes to visit me is my Turkish neighbor, asking if I can lend him a quid or an onion (which is quite deep when you think about it) and the most exciting part of the day is my dramatic run to bathroom, because I was delaying my visit there (to watch funny cats on the interwebz instead) for so long, that my bladder is exploding. This is me as an adult. Dad, hope you're proud. 

[dalucy]

The fight

So it begins. The fight I must have every night. The thin line that represents the distinction between good and evil is curved and blurred, making it impossible to see the right answer. Different instincts and desires fight each other, leaving chaos in my head. There's only one question dominating over all this mess, sharp and clear as a thunderbolt in a dark sky... Is it really worth it to walk to a 24h shop across the city just to buy a chocolate? 

[dalucy]

Being an ugly motherfucker sucks

During one of my teenage-problems-moments I got an idea about how awesome would that be if we could just design our bodies and faces like in The Sims? But then I realized that I'd probably get bored or irritated in the halfway and ended up looking like a Chernobyl citizen.

[dalucy]

Everyone has experienced that

That awkward moment when you buy a book case at ASDA and it's way to heavy to carry it home in hand so you "borrow" a shopping cart and try to look casual while pushing it through the city center even though you feel like a total hobo.

[dalucy]

Why Americans are so obsessed about government spying on them? If anyone would hack my computer to spy on me, all they could possibly see is me eating pringles and watching funny cats videos all day.

[dalucy]

Reposting my all time favorite green text

>playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss the ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you ok?" and "I'm fucking sorry" at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?!" >goalie is choking back tears

[dalucy]

>Decide to move your TV >TV's big and heavy as fuck >"I can handle that" >Lift the TV up  >Take one step >"OHFUCKNOHFUCKOHFUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE I'MHAVINGASTROKE NOPE OHFUCKOHFUCK WHATNAO NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" >End up with a TV sitting on your floor, blocking access to bed and fridge.