he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

roma★
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@theartofmadeline

Andulka
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
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@damarakap-art
people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers
I participated in @beyondthecontinent this year and my partner was @rosesupposes! I decided to draw yen with a soulmark to match the burn Triss Merigold receives at Sodden Hill Hope you all like it!
wake up babe new cursed house just dropped
So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.
Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.
I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.
HOMEWRECKER
get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall
She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had
And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.
link to the relevant section on Wikipedia
Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.
“why yall gotta make everything about race?”
because everything is about race. you just upset cause we’re talking about it.
Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”
some ladies
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Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
What a bald eagle sounds like. (via aefeagles)
I for one am sick of movies dubbing over these giant squeaky toys with red-tailed hawks
The screaming freedom chicken is honestly a mood
Video without sound: fearsome predator shoves his very large beak very close to you
Video with sound: this squeaky toy has Opinions
if you’re a bi girl with a boyfriend……. you’re valid and i love you 💖💫
If you’re a bi boy with a girlfriend, you are also valid and I love you 💖💫