Geese.

“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[socialmaya]

[robotsarecoolaf]

[tentacion2099]

[stuckinapril]

my mom didn’t raise a quitter. she raised a perfectionist who’s so afraid of failing they don’t start anything to begin with

[inthefallofasparrow]

Who wore it best?

[quasi-normalcy]

[chaos-and-freedom]

everyone is out here with these fantastic theories and metaphors in glass onion

but i just can't stop laughing at miles bron's face when blanc says that he got the box with its stupid "children's puzzles" that took him less than a minute to solve like. that motherfucker was so offended and i loved every second of it

[thebuggyprophet]

#especially after we find out that he never actually saw any of these puzzles because helen gave him the smashed box remains#he just said that to be a bitch i love him

[rylandgraces]

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

[dragkingandreweldritch]

nature is healing

[zackisontumblr]

fantasizing about my back being cracked like a glow stick and releasing all of my inhibitions, allowing me to feel the rain on my skin

[departmentq]

[toastbutteregg]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

being alone all the time feels fine until you have a normal conversation with someone then its like ohhhh i was losing my mind ok.

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[transsorceress]

don’t MAKE me turn this hero’s journey around!

[altospaceangel]

Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?

[muffintonic]

#lmao how are you gonna turn around when the hero can never truly return home?

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death