Run This Town

" Only thing that's on my mind is who's gon run this town tonight"

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Text to Damien. B: Miss me yet?

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D: you asking?

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  Not for a second, that’d be cruel.

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Oh, I agree. And I did promise myself I'd be a better person wouldn't want to miss out on the chance to win Father of the Year because of this. How will my kid ever forgive me knowing I have shown such cruelty to his aunt?

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How delightful, I think she’s been asking for it to be honest.

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And being the nice person I am I couldn't possibly refuse her this privilege, could I?

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Go straight ahead with it, please.

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Well I couldn't say no to my dear fiance, especially when she asks so nicely

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  I have a hard time believing anything can penetrate that cranium of hers.

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My fist will prove you wrong, if necessary, I am sure.

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You haven’t seen her reformed head full of delusions yet.

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That hardly counts, babe, I have special methods to get my message through.

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  I doubt she’ll even get the message.

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I on the other hand, do not doubt at all.

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  By all means, go ahead.

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Worry not, I believe a little chat is mandatory

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  That’s what I thought until the bitch hit me. Something like that.

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Oh? Well, in that case I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I pay your dear sister a visit

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  That defeats the purpose of me running. It’s just Serephina’s back, Abigail’s lurking.. There’s still some creep stalking me. It’s unnerving. 

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You have a baby growing inside of you, you'll  be fine.. seems like all the nutheads in your family reunite or something.

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  I bet you do, but I was half way through a run.

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Oh then you are very lucky that I can scoop you up and run that other half for you while you talk, Miss Bass.

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  It’s a number of things.

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I have plenty time

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  Nevermind.

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Oh come on, tell me

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  Thank gosh, it’s you.

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Who'd you think it was?

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Fuck sorry.

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Whoaaa there

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  Sure will.

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Alright then

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  I’m thinking.

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Good. Let me know when you've come up with something