Um.

Bri. 28. Professional Sommelier. My biggest goal in life was to be the Wine Aunt, now here I am

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[halles-comet]

60% of working in advertising in 2025 is sitting in meetings going "we can't use that trending audio on social unless we license it from brandon rogers. yes, it's one of his again it is literally always one of his"

[halles-comet]

Had a meeting this morning where I said verbatim “yeah, ‘move I’m gay’ is him too. I don’t know why this is so hard for people to pick up on he can really only do minor variations on the one very distinctive voice”

[netnel]

[mudwerks]

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

[radetzkymarch]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[thotsandpreyers]

[aquilacalvitium]

The thing about the 28th of May entry is that it's almost entirely devoid of emotion

Jonathan is simply describing the happenings of the day without mentioning how it makes him feel

He's so terrified, so trapped and so beyond hope that he's become almost numb to the situation

And I LOVE IT

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[godinhernascence]

rip lucy you would have loved polyamory

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[vteap]

I was today years old when I realized that when Jacksepticeye says "I'm thinking about M.E. My enjoyment" he's been quoting the Simpsons.

Thank you dad for randomly rewatching the Simpsons in the living room.

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[lyricwritesthings]

Jonathan Harker today

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[lucisevofficial]

this is so fucked up RCT should cost $2.99 and have been ported to every device known to man. it should come free with any console.

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]