My Adventures With Frank

Hi, I'm not actually Frank. I'm Frank's friend - his best friend! Not that he appreciates it! No, he always has some sarcastic retort or witty reply no matter what I say! I'm not saying that I'm right all the time, I just have an amazing batting average. Is that my fault? Frank just doesn't seem to see things that way though, even though I'm the one having to pull him out of trouble no matter where we go. Anyway, this is our story. Sometimes some of our other friends join us, so be cool. I apologize if some of what we are saying seems out of context - you have to imagine that you've just walked into the middle of a conversation and that sometimes it can be a little awkward. You know, because you're not quite sure what they meant by that and then you try to figure it out and end up giving yourself a headache. However, you should know that most of our adventures are on the up n' up. I'm not promising anything though - you just never know what might happen with Frank around.

[dammitallfrank]

"Yo, Frank, if you ever have another lady friend that needs a divorce lawyer, have her come see me! For a small consulting fee, I know all sorts of bunny lawyers - as you can imagine they make a killing with us having the morals of rabbits 'n all... besides, I'm always willing to offer a fuzzy shoulder to cry on. What??? Hey, Frank!! It's totally ethical as long as the papers have been paw printed....

[dammitallfrank]

"Frank, you always take her side! All I did was suggest she give up her Frost DK she's played since Vanilla and level a shammy to be my pocket heals for the next Xpac. Next thing I know, she's popped Army of the Dead, tells me to "Level that!" and leaves me looking like a fool in front of the rest of the raid group! Plus!! Plus!! I have to pay for her Comi-Con ticket now! It was just a suggestion... I sense your eyeroll, Frank! You picked a Druid 'cause you're a hippie. Admit it..." #dammitallfrank #bunnygrahams #wod #wow #worldofwarcraft #blizzard #happybirthdaynaallah! #deathknight #druid #annieshomegrown #blizzcon

[dammitallfrank]

"Just so you know Frank, in general? Friends don't let friends drive Chevys." #dammitallfrank #chevy #roadtrip #driving

[dammitallfrank]

"Uh, no Frank. I'm afraid that a Socialist cannot be the bad cop..." #dammitallfrank #socialist #socialism #bunny #badcop #goodcop #jail #texas

[dammitallfrank]

"Psst... Frank, I was just kidding. There is no way in hell I'm helping you flip this place..."

[dammitallfrank]

"Frank, I better grow my fur back after this art project you've coerced me into, or trust me, you're going to be someBunny that I used to know..." #dammitallfrank #gotye #bunny #bunnygrahams #abstract

[dammitallfrank]

"Uh, no Frank. I'm afraid that a Socialist cannot be the bad cop..." #dammitallfrank #socialist #socialism #bunny #badcop #goodcop #jail #texas

[dammitallfrank]

"Just so you know Frank, in general? Friends don't let friends drive Chevys." #dammitallfrank #chevy #roadtrip #driving

[dammitallfrank]

"You and your fancy clubs and scarf, Frank!! You want action? Watch a pro lay down the Electric Slide in there. You'll learn a thing or two. I can sense your smirk, Frank - but you just watch..."

[dammitallfrank]

"Frank, I only agreed to do this Vodka ad because it's what our girlfriends drink."

[dammitallfrank]

"I'm willing to come along Frank, to please you, but I'm not agreeing to transcendence, just so we're clear. Easter is coming up, after all..." #dammitallfrank #Buddha #transcendence #tulip #bunny #easter #washitape #strawberryleaf

[dammitallfrank]

"Hey, thanks for getting me out of that fight Frank. That's the last time I question going gluten free on Ladies Night, that's for sure..." #dammitallfrank #washitape #nori #glutenfree #bunny

[dammitallfrank]

"Hey, thanks for getting me out of that fight, Frank. That's the last time I question going gluten free on Ladies Night, that's for sure..."

[dammitallfrank]

"No, no! I love your place Frank! It's just not that many warrens are all this ... Avant Garde?" #dammitallfrank #bunnies #avantgarde #coins

[dammitallfrank]

"Frank, the more mushrooms I eat, the better looking you become, my friend." #dammitallfrank #bunny #psychedelic #sprinkles #poms

[dammitallfrank]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Frank and I would like to humbly submit as an answer that since we are both rabbits, that we cannot possibly have a human memory, let alone an "earliest" one. 

My first rabbit memories, if you care to know, were dark. All very dark. Most likely because we live underground in warrens. I also remember the thick smell of carrots. Lots of carrots. I see lettuce too... Hey Frank? Do you remember the overwhelming and regrettable stench of root vegetables mixed with poo when you were little? Frank? Frank?? Dammit. 

I'll be right back. 

[dammitallfrank]

"I don't know Larry, I mean... you are a rabbit after all..."