Nothing Gory Means No Glory

covered in cat hair

[daisyjazzridley]

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris Mckay

[hashtagparksandrec]

[sleep-broken]

[c-bassmeow]

[sweethomestyle]

[sovietnam]

[fannishknits]

Chennai: World’s longest scarf knitted to promote peace - Times of India

To promote international peace and thwart the arms race, a group of crochet enthusiasts, Mother of India Crochet Queens (MICQ) has knitted the world’s longest scarf measuring 14.09km. The feat was acknowledged by the Guinness World Records on Sunday.

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[transfemininomenon]

there are only three genders: diners, drive-ins, and dives

[sweethomestyle]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there is actually zero difference between baby groot and a minion. zero difference. you’re no better than a minion loving facebook mom for liking baby groot. “i am groot” “banana” its the same thing. dont fall for the scam just because baby groot is “nerd” in your loot crate funko pop. 

[themonsterdog]

You know what, no. Fuck you. How dare you compare them?? Fucking yellow tic tac creatures didn’t literally sacrifice themselves to save their friends. They weren’t brought back to life by the loving care of their loyal companion. Dumbass banana-loving fuckers.

[bchnnbrns]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[notlostonanadventure]

Trixie Mattel gets tipped by a child. 

[itstrixiemattel]

THIS IS PRECIOUS

[skrotchevo]

[cachorritx]

get reck’t sister Gertrude

[tonyaharding1991]

[soinlovewithpandas]

Da Mao at the Toronto Zoo in Canada on January 15, 2017. © The Toronto Zoo