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THE MIGHTY NEIN!!!! Guys I love them so much I literally have to fight myself not to watch the show until I get a decent way through the campaign. (Molly’s still alive, so it’s gonna be awhile)
anywho, enjoy some sketches I did, featuring:
Best Bird Kiri
Yasha Bites it in the Victory Pit
Jester Lavorre, Happiest DnD Character Ever
Teeny Tiny Button Thief And Mollymauk Tealeaf (Long May He Reign)
and, Teaching our Baby Swear Words
Hey DMs! Ran the first session of my new game the other day. First time dm-ing, all new players. Game highlights included…
The sorcerer, who has terrible game, rolling a nat 20 (first roll of the game, so that’s a good sign!) to seduce the innkeeper’s wife
the bard, who has great game, rolling a mat one to seduce the innkeeper himself, accidentally sending him to check on his wife and interrupt her and the sorcerer
the sorcerer being very quickly stabbed by the angry innkeeper, forgetting that, as an aasimar, he has healing hands, going “fuck it”, and continuing to fight instead of escaping through the very easily escapable open door
the paladin jumping out of a second story window to steal a cat he had seen earlier in the session and naming in Cat-siuss (after the Shakespeare character)
the rogue, a comically bad assassin, trying to assassinate the innkeeper and his wife because they “knew too much”, failing miserably, and deciding that the only viable outcome is to torch the entire building
the monk, a 1’2” gnome, hoisting the half king innkeeper above his head to carry him out of the building, leaving the wife bleeding on the ground
the druid standing outside with the stolen cat, eating popcorn as he watches his new friends make the worst possible impression they could have on the town
and the bard immediately starting a smear campaign against the sorcerer, who wanted to someday run for mayor. “He’ll sleep with your wife and send assassins to kill you!”
this all happened within 45 minutes to an hour. Is this normal party behavior? I feel like my first group never tried to kill anyone. (Except a drug dealing goblin named Kevin. FUCK Kevin.)
Did anyone else ever make up numbers (or other silly things like that) when they were kids? When I was like, 9, I was completely convinced that ‘eleventeen’ was a real number. I thought it was what came after nineteen. In hindsight, this is hilarious. In the moment, though? So embarrassing to have your 3rd grade teacher have to re-explain counting to you cause you added in fake numbers.
my friend, face the world with open arms!
Every time you have GenAI make you an anime waifu with three titties and a dumptruck ass a family doesn't get to have a drink or bathe.
Every time you ask Copilot to write you a PowerShell script to stroke your boss' ego, a city experiences a brownout.
Every time you chat with your AI "girlfriend" a farmer doesn't get to water their animals.
Using these tools actively hurts you and your community, while at the same time enriching some shitheel who would happily step on your neck to make an additional dollar. Don't use them. Actively remove them from devices you own. Disable them whenever possible. Go out of your way to avoid them. It's honestly not hard. You've been using the internet just fine without GenAI hallucinating at you.
A county where Meta built an enormous data center is set to be in a water deficit by the end of the decade.
Today on REO can’t draw birds for shit, it’s baby Sky and his birb friend!
What do y’all call the loftwing? I call it Crim (shortened version of crimson). Lmk, I always like hearing other’s names for it!
losing my mind because I LOST THE DROPOUT LOGIN INFORMATION RIGHT BEFORE A NEW SEASON CAME OUT!
Kicking myself because it’s entirely my fault. I took a break from d20 to watch critical role and closed the dropout tab, then forgot to reopen it.
"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem
"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught
"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem
"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.
A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan
-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man
-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show
-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)
-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working
-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”
-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart
-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital
-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case
-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients
-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work
-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair
-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force
-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.
-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless
-“what time she was in the hospital?”
-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck
-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”
-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”
-“it would have killed her years ago”
-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”
-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office
-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”
-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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Every time I try to post it. I always end up reading too long and running out of time to actually post.
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Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.
Another Nov 5 has almost come and gone, and I still have not gotten to Despair.
there are enough tumblr users who can vote in US battleground states to literally swing the election, do you realize that?? the election is going to come down to like 80’000 votes in those states — that could be your vote! so if you live in pennsylvania, georgia, arizona, nevada, north carolina, wisconsin, michigan, etccc your vote is going to make a huge, huge difference. please for the love of god vote (and if you live in a different state, you still need to vote too)
VOTE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, VOTE!!!
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