*winging it*

lotte | dutch | my url is about shallots

[officialpenisenvy]

hit after hit after hit

[gasterofficial]

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[toskarin]

why are you not filipino

I'm not sure of the steps to take

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[illusion-of-death]

pitcher quarterback throws a christian baby

[rockthrowingbutch]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[oliviadoe]

[crabussy]

I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers

[m-b-w]

#1 thing for someone being haunted to say

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cloevr]

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[lavender-draw]