Hit the concrete

21, female, loves cats and Korean food 🍵

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[pocdisneys]

[wvrthy]

this is the most beautiful thing

[maleele]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[handsomejackass]

horse people are weird

[railroadsoftware]

what does this mean

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

horses can see demons

[omega3]

[hildabelle]

The 4chan attacks have me worried as fuck. 4 entire Chans are going to attack us. I can never be prepared

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

jackie chan is already strong enough, i can’t imagine four of him

[damnimgone]

Tumblr:

Me: The sky is blue.

Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!

THIS IS SO SO SO IMPORTANT YOU GUYS! SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[yepperoni]

[darkoverord]

oh this is on my dash again *reblogs*

always reblog

[feminismshmeminism]

It’s not that I don’t agree it’s that I don’t understand 

[the-neverending-labyrinth-deact]

okay but why is mugen from samurai champloo cosplaying as miku hatsune? lmao

[frappichino23-deactivated202211]

Me reacting to FNAF: SL

You gotta ask yourself, what are you willing to put up with today

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via paaledale)

[cheese24k]

[heterodoxy]

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

[lawyerupasshole]

[strangehorse]

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

[hellscabanaboy]

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

[mishasminions]

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA

[bill-11b]

[disjointed-unit-blog]

[santas-clauze]

[santas-clauze]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

[pigeonwitch]

my dad knows a guy who swears on his life that his dog once walked into the kitchen, said “hamburger meat” then walked out