don't worry too much.

It's whatever.

[annacpadilla]

The Adventure Zone: Ep. 1. Here There Be Gerblins (based on this)

[rslashrats]

sneef snorf in spore

[rslashrats]

i accidentally closed spore before i saved them. i fucking killed them

[rslashrats]

the only footage left of them. rest in peace sneef snorf spore gone too soon </3

[faggottt]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

[fullmetal-titan]

then explain mum

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mother uf me

[lookingfrank]

I just spit through my nose

[corpsetummy]

S u c c

[tachikoma]

need me a freaque like this

[croptopandapistol-deactivated20]

omg!!!!!!! look at skwidwird…..the thrill of it all

[thebootydiaries]

[ampervadasz]

[hellsite-yano]

[thebootydiaries]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[exit-path]

so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries

[exit-path]

it's called "maxwell's demon" and it's so easy to learn but difficult to disprove. basically a tiny demon controls a trapdoor, letting some particles through, and eventually it changes the temperature of two gases without applying any work. the fact that actual physicists are fighting over this 💀

but most of all imagine the tiny demon that's doing all this. all of this impossible effort and for what. why is he doing this. what does he gain

[exit-path]

*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[j-liz]

[fucko]

[prince-kush]

[warkorkweh]

Words to live by

[thebootydiaries]

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ just be yourself xx

[uncle-lauren]

some people??? have hear attacks to cope???

[thebootydiaries]

if you have a heart attack. you. are. valid.

[youngwhiteboi]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[diagonalzip-deactivated20190813]

when you tell her how you feel about her

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]