bad decisions;

“Is there? I need one. No doubt about it.”

“Those ones kind of throw like water on you or like smack you awake. I don’t think you’re going to want those.”

nicmusedump

“Aw, that’s so sweet, I love babies. That sounded so weird, what the fuck - boy or girl? Either way, you’re lucky you got back here just in time. I would’ve hated if you missed out on the big festivity of chili cooking or the typical after school special of fighting we had going on. Take a nap, sounds like you need it.”

#lol. yeah.#i did.#i'm tired though.#but nye stuff now.#the holiday season never ends.#lmao.#int.#siennawth

“My aunt had a baby girl, but I’m not needed to much with the whole baby thing. They had a handle on it, so they shot me back over here. Not that I’m complaining. I mean, a chili cook-out in the winter sounds so bomb. It’ll warm your whole body up, for sure.”

“You’re right. I usually sleep through mine, so I thought I’d throw the possibility out there.”

“Well, that really sucks but there are some alarm clocks that’ll wake you up with drastic measures.”

jkjeremiah-blog

“That’s true,” he replied after a long silence. Jeremiah listened as the other boy went off on the coolness of the day. He couldn’t help but smile, feeling relief that he wasn’t the only one who seemed to be chilled to the bone. “I’ve lived here my whole life and I’m freezing,” he shrugged. “I think we should both go back inside.”

#thank you.#i'll try to make it interesting tho.#int.#jkjeremiah

“That sounds like a much better idea than standing out here. I mean, there’s a heater inside,” Ian agreed with the suggestion at hand. Almost a little too eagerly. His intent for taking a few laps was dropped almost as soon as the winter weather pressed against his skin; after he graduated, he would definitely make sure he goes to college somewhere tropical or somewhere back in California. Ian began to head in and he turned his attention back to the other boy, “Did you spend all of your break here, dude?”

affinnity-blog

“Oh, great Aunt Alexa. you didn’t tell me she was gonna have her baby over the Christmas break… Wait. C’mon, man. You can’t sleep forever. At least be awake for midnight on New Year’s with everyone.”

“But I kind of wanna sleep through the new year. Last year, I was like, ‘I’m gonna make a sandwich so I can bite into it when new year happens.’ I ended up making the sandwich through the new year.”

#int.#affinnity

shutupian: DOES ANYONE HAVE AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY FERGIE'S LONDON BRIDGE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD?

shutupian: #londonlondonwannagodown

#twit.#sm.

voidrender

soft peals of laughter fall from her lips as he actually laughs at her joke. “i can’t take full credit! i found it online, because that’s always the best source of jokes. but thanks. i’ll do my best to find more clever food jokes for you!”

“Okay, you need to so do that because food jokes are the best. I’m not even going to be ashamed when I tell you that I’m probably going to repeat this joke to different people because why not. It’s funny.”

#int.#theoshaw

voidrender

“the way a german baker says hello is gluten tag! like guten tag but with gluten instead, ‘cause…baking.”

“That’s actually really clever,” Ian announced after his fit of laughter. “Man, I’m gonna have to give you double plus points for that because not only was it funny, it was also a food joke. So, kudos to you.”

#int.#theoshaw

“But what if you sleep through it?”

“I won’t? I don’t sleep through alarms. I mean, I’m hella lazy sometimes, but I’ll get up if I set an alarm. Like, besides, internal body clock and all that’ll wake me up.”

“Just have a designated person to wake you up. But it’d be nice to sleep into the New Year.”

“Just pull a Sleeping Beauty and sleep for one hundred years. Until some prince comes riding in and fights the evil dragon-witch who put me to sleep. Jk, that’s such a hassle. I can just set an alarm, if anything.”

#AKA RED IS A LAZY MOFO AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT

your plots page isn't working, in case you didn't know !!!

ooc; lol, i know. i never actually finished ian’s plots page because i am a lazy person. so that is why. i’ve been meaning to finish it but i’ve been busy and the holidays have not helped. i’ll try to work on it but i cannot promise anything about me actually putting one up. :x

“Oh, yeah, um. That wouldn’t be good for me as a person. But yeah. Sleeping for two days is amazing.”

“Yeah, I bet. I feel like I haven’t slept in a million years, so two days of sleep ought to do something fun for me. I hope. I mean, I don’t wanna be like knocked when New Year’s hits, you know?”

“If you want a cuddle buddy for the time, I’ll gladly take the spot.” She joked.

“I’ll remember the offer, but cuddling isn’t really what I like to do in bed,” Ian shrugged. “But I am going to take a leaf from you and sleep for like two days straight. That’d be hella nice.”

voidrender

“okay, okay, this one’s a good one! i promise!” she’s talking through giggles, hands flapping excitedly at the other. “okay, how does a german baker say hello?”

“Damn, a joke I haven’t heard yet! I’m excited. How does a German baker say hello?”

#int.#theoshaw

“I got back and slept for almost two days straight. I felt amazing. It was incredible.”

“That sounds pretty incredible. I’m kind of jealous. I’ve forgotten what sleep feels like and I need to totally fix that.”