[shonensupreme]

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

[dannysthings]

[jmmiy]

i mean i guess ill accept this grammy

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

she looks like her mom just told her to come out of her room and say hi to grandma

[schuylermp3]

fun story

when i met all time low on saturday my friend hayley gave jack a chocolate heart and said

“will you be my alentine”

and he was like “what”

and she replied

“you can have the ‘v’ later”

the look on his face is one i will never forget 

[spacealiencafe]

i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop

so i want you guys to reblog this every time you see it so i can keep emailing it to my dad

[flowury]

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

[littlepleasuresgreatlife-deacti]

[neyruto]

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

[scienceisbeauty]

Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll reach to the freakish original resolution of 70,000 x 30,000 pixels. Then you can enlarge… and you’ll be able to distinguish every single face in the crowd. Creepy huh?

Source: gigapixel.com (via Reddit)

[pepisman-deactivated20140720]

Some of my favorites 

[leticheecopae]

You can see into the apartments near the back, holy crap.

[lychgate]

ah but who could forget

rude man interupting kiss

missing girlfriend torso

found torso, actually boyfriend

headless man

nicolas cage in disguise

disgruntled michael cera 

man holding conversation with half a man

cyclopes spotting 

vulgar words

man sharting himself

and everyone in this picture

[feraluwu]

I FUCKING FOUND HIM

[orphanblacks-deactivated2020041]

i have so many questions but first of all

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[disregardcanon]

the fact that the real world could have involved dragons, unicorns, magic, time travel and insane adventures but instead has things like taxes is why i read so much

[depplyhallows]

[voldemo]

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

[into-the-garbage-chute-deactiva]

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

[classicsnake]

[asian]

this url was a bad idea

[hodtog]

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

[peacefully-anxious]

Things people with Social Anxiety do

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

[discolor3d]

[dannysthings]

[jmmiy]

i mean i guess ill accept this grammy

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

she looks like her mom just told her to come out of her room and say hi to grandma