Alyssa

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[abortionado]

“The sun is impressive, courageous, and regal in nature. He will rule over higher offices in different areas. He presides over the health and prosperity of the people. He has a masculine energy that is a force. His energy will be about commanding and leadership. He will show people how to display their nature in the world. The sun is bright and gives people the strength and energy they need. He gives people the determination to succeed. The sun has positive traits of being determined, focused, noble, and original.”

“The moon is wise, passive, and peaceable in nature. She will have an energy that will bring peace, particularly in times of anger or grief. The moon will make people feel that they are complete and content with the world. She will help people see what they want. She uses the past and memory to help people. The moon will represent wisdom, mystery, feelings, instinct, femininity, and being passive.”

“If it were not for the light of the Sun, we would not be able to see the Moon at all. This is why we can’t imagine sun without moon, or moon without sun. They always travel together, as two opposites completing a whole; of day and night, masculine and feminine, leadership and passivity, darkness and light…”

[taralewis]

derek morgan — cm season one.

[omghotmemes]

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

[accursedvoid]

Oh no it’s that one.

The ‘that Vegan teacher’ that tells you it’s selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as ‘vegan’, parodyed George floyd’s last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.

Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.

This woman is a total yikes.

[intjint]

[r4cs0]

[pinewood-circus]

Let’s also not forget that she had also joked and laughed about a kid dying bc they had tried to follow a certain vegan diet SHE had brought up, and after she was called out about it she just kept making fun of them.

[joyflameball]

Don’t forget that she said that having an eating disorder was not an excuse to not go vegan, when people with eating disorders shouldn’t take any excuse to cut food out of their diets.

[shrodingerspenis]

I’m going to become a cryptid and drag her into the wood so that she can become a mysterious-missing-person-found-in-the-woods-with-no-bones-or-face

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[fionathefab]

I believe she also tried to hit a furry with her car.

[fabthememesatan]

WHAT

[fionathefab]

It was a while ago and I don’t know if it’s true but a couple people said she did

Also TikTok is going to war with her on February 12th

[rozunderpressure]

I never wanted to know the answer to the question “What if PETA was a person”, yet, here we are…

[true-king-of-monsters]

Every part of this put my sanity from “low” to “Subterranean”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

She went to prison for impersonating a teacher

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Her original teacher account got shadowbanned so she made another account pretending to be a completely different person: thatvegannurse, she looks and talks exactly the same but she puts her hair in pigtails and talks about how much she hates thatveganteacher, she also owns like 16 other faceless accounts pretending to be real people that she uses to comment and like her posts to boost interactions

[ryandevon]

Every single addition to this post was like a punch in the fucking throat

[crookedmoonsaultpunk]

She posted a video trying to “reclaim” slurs saying they are only bad you you let them be bad

Try and guess what letters are censored.

[wemblingfool]

[geek-ramblings]

Me with each new bit of information in this post

[kuuhakublank00-deactivated20220]

Excuse me wtf????

[worsethanmyotherblog]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

me when the next motherfucker says we’re all in this together

[thestumpyone]

Look I’m not a big fan of high school musical either but this seems like a bit much

[agenthotchner-deactivated202011]

STOP YOU LIKE BONES?? OH MY GOSH

DUDE YES I LOVE BONES ITS MY COMFORT SHOW

[ghostburs-blue]

OH MY GOODNESS YES!! HODGINS>>>

[agenthotchner-deactivated202011]

HODGINS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING BOY

and not gonna lie Angela was my first ever girl crush 👀

[thedeafroleplayer]

I’m thinking about jumping into Bones. Is it really that good?

[theoutsidersdirtyimagines]

You needed a friend right now. 

Sodapop knew that. 

He sat down on the cold, hard tiled floor beside you. He started directly at the wall in front of him, not wanting to accidentally catch sight of your naked body. 

He didn’t know what to say to you - he didn’t know how to comfort you. In the 10 years since you’ve been best friends, he’s never seen you like this. You were completely and utterly destroyed. Your worth, your confidence and your never ending positive attitude was destroyed - your dad made damn sure of that when he left the house with her in tow. 

“I’m sorry, honey” He said softly. “What can I do? What can I say? I hate seeing you like this.” 

“I want you to tell me why I’m not good enough. My dad chose her, my mother chose drugs. Why am I not enough to make someone stay?” 

“Oh Y/N.” Soda whispered, his eyes finally meeting yours. He reached up to stroke your sopping wet hair. “You are more than enough. Who gives a hang about what your momma and daddy think? The only thing that matters is what you think about yourself.” 

“I hate myself, Soda… I don’t like one goddamn thing about who I am. I don’t like what I’ve done, just to prove myself to people. I’m scared all the time” You shut your eyes as your tears trickled down your cheeks. “I’m scared that no one is ever going to want me.” 

“Don’t say that. Don’t say any of that. Don’t think any of that! You’re perfect. You’re not going to end up alone. Any guy would be lucky to have you.” 

“Then…” You trailed off, looking away from him awkwardly. “Then Soda, how come you don’t want me?” 

Sodapop was confused. 

“I’ve loved you all this time. You chose Sandy. That night, before you and Sandy was official… I told you I loved you. You still chose her.” 

Realisation dawned on his face. 

He had been intoxicated that night… he had drunk just enough to get him tipsy, but not enough to be inebriated… You had worn the most beautiful, red dress, your hair was all done up, your make up was flawless… and you had told him you loved him. Except, he didn’t know you were in love with him. 

“I didn’t know” He said stupidly. “I didn’t you were in love with me. We always said it to each other anyway…” 

“Would it have made a difference?” You asked… you watched as he faulted, his lips moving to make a sentence before pursing into a thin line. “You know what, Sodapop… I think it’s time for you to leave.” 

You knew it wasn’t fair… to kick him out for something as trivial as this. But you were tired. Sick and goddamn tired of always being second best - not even your own parent’s wanted you. You were sick and tired of feeling worthless. You were sick of hating yourself. 

You just wanted it to end - that pain inside your heart - you just wanted it to evaporate. 

He wordlessly got up from the floor and he left, not knowing what to say to you. 

[livelovelaug-h]

My best friends sister

Summary/ request: Hey could you do a hyde imagine where Kelso has this sister no one knows about but she decides to visit and since she grew up around a lot of brothers she's like this cool chick with a motorcycle and Hyde gets interested. (Can you also interpret kelso's anger when hyde flirts with his sister) ps. I love your writings

A/N: I hope you like this. Sorry it took so long I've been having problems at home nd then my phone was being a bitch Lol. Thank you so much for saying that I never thought ppl would love my stuff haha.

@forest-rav3n 😁😁

Hyde x reader 

Eric forman's kitchen

June 10, 1977

Eric: ''kelso you don't have a sister." 

"Yes I do." 

"Then why haven't you ever mentioned her in, I don't know; about 12 years." Eric said, sarcasm dripping like sweat. 

"Well she went to live with my aunt so I saw her on weekends mostly." Kelso said opening a coke bottle.

"Why'd she move in with your aunt?" Fez asked. 

"I don't know, but my dad always said it was because there were too many boys in the house. I just thought she was a robot. Or a young astronaut."

"Yeah because 5 year olds can definitely fly in space." Hyde said. 

"See I knew it!" 

"No you mor-" 

There was a motorcycle sound and a lady drove up on Eric's driveway. She turned off the motorcycle and took off her helmet shaking her hair. All the guys were in shock, drooling all over except for Kelso. 

"… sweet sweet beautiful woman." Fez said. 

Kelso opened the slide door. 

"Hey you're finally here!!" He gave you a hug. All the other boys walked out of the kitchen finally. 

"Wowww sweet ride. Maybe you can ride me" fez says wiggling his eyebrows. 

"Ah you must be fez." 

"Oh my... you know my name!" You giggled.

"No way, man you ride this?? a triumph x-75 hurricane??? This is sooo sweet."

"Yeah I got it as a Christmas present."

"That's awesome and hot." 

"Thanks haha not the only thing I got for Christmas. I also got a nice stash."

"Nicee."

"Wait, you got a moustache?" Your brother asked.

"No.." 

"I'm Hyde by the way." He stuck his hand out for you to shake.

"Nice to meet you. I'm y/n."

You turned to the last boy. "So that leaves you. Eric forman right?" You shook his hand too. 

"Yep that's me."

"Or what I like to call him 'scrawny little neighbor boy." Hyde said, making you laugh.

"That's funny, Well it's nice meeting you all. I've heard a ton of stories about you guys, and the basement."

"Ah yes many things go on in the basement. Bad things" fez says winking.

"Fez stop creeping her out. I think she's cool enough to be a new member of the circle, man. what do you guys think?" Hyde says with a mischievous smirk. 

"The circle?"

                       ~~~~

 You were so high. 

"Oh now I get why it's called the circle!! Cause we're sitting in a circle! That's genius." 

"Wow I can't believe you're kelso's sister. You're so cool." Eric says. 

"Hey! Guys i'm cool too you know."

"Yeah you are Kelso, but you don't have breast." Fez says looking at you seductively. 

"Come on dude she's more than just that she rides a bike! Oh wait, I know who's your favorite band."

"Queen and Led Zeppelin of course!" 

"No way. Mine too!! Man, Marry me." You laughed.

"Alright alright, enough flirting with my sister okay. She's not going to be interested in any of you. Tell em y/n." 

"I don't know about that, they say once you go fez you never go back." You laughed hard. 

"That was a good one Fez. You guys are really cool, no wonder Kelso was barely ever home." 

"Yeah that and the ladies." Eric said playing with a yo-yo.

"You got that right! We did a lot of things back then, none that I can remember of right now. A lot of fire crackers were involved. And hhahaa Eric, remember that time we knocked your neighbors fence down?" 

"Ah yeah those were the good times. He deserved it man!!"

"He was such a jerk." 

"Yes he was. But guys I'm starving who else wants some food?" Eric asked.

"I do." Everyone said nonchalantly.

                     ~~~~~ 

"Mom, this is Kelso's sister. Y/n." 

"Oh wow I didn't even know you had a sister. Nice to meet you sweety." 

"Nice to meet you too Mrs. Forman. There's a good reason for that but I'll save that for a different time."

"Hey y/n, whatcha wearing under that leather jacket?"

"Hyde it's making me really uncomfortable that you're flirting with my sister."

"Oh.. well in that case, y/n what are you wearing underneath that leather jacket?" You just laughed.

"Hyde! That is so disrespectful to women." 

"Yeah like you're ever respectful to women. Even when you have a girlfriend."

"Wait Michael you never told me you had a gf." 

"Her name is Jackie and she well.. she's a rich spoiled brat." Eric said. 

"I have to go but I'll see you guys again tomorrow. And you better tell me about your gf."  You punched your brother's arm just like Hyde has done several times, just not as hard. 

"Ow." You walked out of the forman residence.

"Bye y/n, bye sexy." Fez spoke the last part, of course. 

"Man, y/n is so awesome. And hot." 

"Hyde!" 

Fez: "Well he's not wrong."

~~~~

The end!!! 

Should I make a second part?? I can always make another part if you want and enjoyed this.

[winstonwhore-deactivated2020110]

Ponyboy on your birthday??

-this boy has a big fat crush on you and it is OBVIOUS

-and he convinces darry to go all out for your birthday, he wants it to be the best day for you that he can give.

-favorite foods favorite drinks and gifts that you love

-ps it’s a surprise party and they scare the shit out of you as you’re walking in

-“surprise!”

-“what the hell!”

-and pony is sitting back blushing and stuttering while all of this is happening

-the gang hints constantly and nudges back n forth but your dumbass is like

-what??????stop winking and poking me

-ponys gift is a necklace, cute and fits you a lot

-tearing up a bit bc it’s such a perfect and great birthday

-they make u feel so loved awe

-at the end of the day he pulls you out to talk

-it really slips out of his mouth that he likes you

-he calls you beautiful and goes on a lil quick quick rant on how great you are

-now it’s your turn to blush

-cute lil birthday kiss

-happiest day ever

[damnmultifandom]

Can I get a sodapop imagine where he finds out reader is into him and he ask her out pls thanks. Love your writing

omfg of course! give me a couple days to get caught up on school work but i promise it’s coming! 💜💜

[damnmultifandom]

im in a self isolation period right now cause corona so if anyone would like to rp with me please dm me 🥺👉👈

[madmadamemimble]

[damnmultifandom]

hey so i’m really bored so uhm someone slide in my inbox to roleplay :’)

[sinfulserpents]

adding onto the other anon who talked about breath-play with billy, could you please do headcanons about it

THIS IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST KINKS - ALSO HELLA NSFW SO DONT READ THIS HEADCANON IF YOU AINT LIKE BUMPING UGLIES AND SHIT

so y’all would be going the fuck at it

Your legs wrapped around Billy’s hips as he fucks you up against your bedroom door

Billy would have both his hands against the door next to your head

your nails would be scratching his shoulders as he lets out heavy grunts

your eyes would be shut as your mouth was open into an ‘o’ shape

Billy would be watching himself slide in and out of you

it fucking turns him on okay

he’d be letting out moans of “you’re so fucking sexy” 

and “you feel so good around my cock, so good for daddy”

F U C K M E

you’d both be getting close, so billy would move one hand to grip your hips so he could slam into you harder

you could’ve sworn y’all were about to break the door from how rough y’all were going at it

Billy would probably just move his hand down to wrap it around your neck slightly

and you’d open your eyes to look at him with confusion

but holy fuck did that innocent look in your eyes turn him on even more

so he’d just tighten his grip on your neck a little bit more 

and be like “is this okay, dollface?”

the moan that he’d pull from you as you let out a breathless “yes”

your legs would wrap tighter around his waist, feeling that familiar coil in your lower stomach

you’d whimper out a “harder daddy”

billy would g r o a n

billy’s head would fall to your chest as he began leaving hickies,

his hand still around your throat not tight enough to stop your breathing but tight enough that it seemed to increase your arousal 

you’d finally reach your orgasm, your legs letting go of their grip around billy’s waist so he grabs them to stop you from falling his own orgasm sending him into bliss,

his cum painting your walls as you both tried to calm your erratic breathing

billy would carefully carry you both over to your bed

he’s still inside you cockwarming because iTS A FUCKING HOT AS FUCK KINK

he’d lay down on your bed, fucking spooning you

as billy’s fingers lightly rubbed your neck

and he’d be like “i didn’t hurt you did i?”

you’d shake your head and be like “i promise you didn’t hurt me, in-fact, you turned me on even more”

he’d so give you that cocky chuckle that he does and wiggle his eyebrows

he could still feel you pulsing around his still hard as fuck cock

your combined juices had began spilling down your legs causing billy to grin into the back of your neck

“we should do that again, what do you say darling? got another one in you for daddy?”

“as long as you squeeze harder”

he’d smirk and let out a “oh, you got it baby,” before manoeuvring you both so he was hovering above you

one of his hands taking its place against the headboard to help him thrust into you 

the other taking it’s position against your neck again

he’d let out a d e e p moan at how innocent and desperate you looked underneath his complete control

before he slightly tightened his grip around your throat and his hips began a steady pace 

iM G O N E

[oddly-lovely]

IVE BEEN REBLOGGING SM SIN IM LITERAL GARBAGE FOR BILLY F UCK

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

Under Pressure by Queen except it’s 1982 and being performed live in concert… while you just had to get the un-ignorable itch to go to the bathroom for a smoke break, didn’t you?

[redspecialty]

I have t r a n s c e n d e d

[gluttons-for-punishment]

[im-inlovewithmycar]

The dramatic hair FLOOF, the angle of the leg, the hips popped out just so.

[amcquivey]

I👏🏼C👏🏼O👏🏼N👏🏼I👏🏼C

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

[korokchan]

You’re all fucked up

[luidilovins]

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

[memory-bees]

We didn’t have a Barney one, at least not that I remember, but we did have one for Mary has a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb Chick-chick bam No more lamb

[theoppositeofadults]

he snapped