Whatever Pleases Us

Alex - 33 - She/they🏳️‍🌈- aspiring artist (mostly of black and white ink drawings) - composer of gameboy tunes and loops - avid eater and reader - motorcycles 🏍️ & roller skates 🛼 - tism ✨

[damnpaws]

Some of my favorite recent art pieces. I really like how these turned out

Let me know what you think they are! Everyone sees something different and it’s so interesting ^_^

[garyholt]

Oh my god where’s that one beach boys photo that looks like a hardcore show

[garyholt]

FUCKINGGGGGG

[captain-athos]

If it helps, seeing the Beach Boys in the 60s was just Like That. like here are some more pics from the same show

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[bbyhog]

im breeding a new kind of microdog that is so small it can enter your bloodstream and drown

[aqwult]

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[ragsy]

interesting how, in the realm of fiction, there are some morally reprehensible behaviors that are "acceptable" for someone's character to have, and some that wait a minute post canceled. My cat who doesn't like cuddles just settled directly into my lap for the first time in the 10 years I've known her

This is all that matters now

[ragsy]

She did it again. Discourse is cancelled forever

[swagophile]

me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-

my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?

me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and

my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember

me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-

my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me

me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu

my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel

me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,

my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?

me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,

my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?

me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........

[swagophile]

Hope you know this post got actual women in their 30s in my dms asking me to explain skibidi and tung tung sahur to them. And yes. It went exactly how you expected. So thanks for that

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[messygoku]

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[logicoso]

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

[teathattast]

Realizing some things about myself today

[guerrillatech]

[glasswhistles]

MLK was a star trek fan

[lieutenant-sappho]