independent queen

it was nice knowing you

[worldhammerer-old]

Now i’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a

crab

[tvpixels]

[damnwitches]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[postllimit]

magic

[whxte-ferrari]

How many tries did it take to get this

[postllimit]

one because im a fuckin wizard

[respectfulmemes]

[undergroundghosts]

when u hear a noise at night

[powerburial]

now THIS is an ad

[okay]

why do i always feel like killing everyone

[okay]

*wait a sec* waits for 1 decade

[beverllys]

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

[chrissiezullo]

Colored in my Wonder Woman sketch from last week! Had to get it out of my system 🤓. !

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[vomitclub-remade]

clouds rly are amazing. what are they made of? no one knows.

[robinxco-deactivated20170430]

……water?

[vomitclub-remade]

maybe! no one knows.

[boy-so-pale]

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

poping mechanisms

[captorations]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[yayfeminism]

[charlieartifact]

This just in: Women who wear tank tops and have short hair are all lesbians.

[cremblr]

the two genders: naked or gay

[kalipygos]

also they’re both lesbians & are dating so catch the motherfucking tea on that okay