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Claire Keane
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@danaisonfire
kinda need buck to tell eddie i don’t need you. like he’s desperate and he’s trying to convince both himself and eddie that he’s not in love with him, even though neither of them have brought it up. so he’s like i don’t need you. and eddie looks like he’s been shot through the chest again. and is like but i do. i do need you buck. and buck goes no. no you don’t. and then they get interrupted. maybe they’re at work and the alarm goes off. and it’s a really bad call and they’re separated for hours, and once things calm down a bit buck is looking around, looking for eddie, because he needs to see him. he just needs to see eddie and makes sure he’s okay. that he made it out. made it out alive. because buck was lying. he was lying and he needs eddie to know that he does. he does need him. he needs him more than air.
expect, of course, he can’t find eddie.
KEEP TALKING
psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient
Columbarium of Meisenhard cemetery, Olten, Barth Zaugg, 1972
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
okay okay there's more
6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]
Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"
7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "
Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."
:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:
8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."
Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"
Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."
OH MY GOD I FORGOT -
9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.
New med student: 👀
and the classique:
Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?
Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list
Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight
Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff
Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me
deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins
and the thing is....you can't unring the “I don't have to want to sleep with everyone I have feelings for, and I don't have to have feelings for everyone I sleep with" bell
Eddie: *eating sunflower seeds*
Buck: Ooh, sunflower seeds *takes the bag out of his hands and eats some*
Eddie: Guess I'm sharing today.
Buck: You know what my problem with sunflower seeds is?
Eddie: So first you steal my seeds, and now you're gonna criticize?
Buck: Yes
Eddie: I think I'm dating Buck.
Hen: What?
Eddie: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Hen: But how? When?
Eddie: Well, we spent the entirety of Chim and Maddie's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.
Hen: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?
Eddie: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Buck can waltz.
Hen: Buck can waltz?
Eddie: Buck can waltz. 😏
Hen: ...Look how you just said 'Buck can waltz.'
Eddie: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Buck can waltz.
Hen: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'
id suck the tattoos right off that guy
id clean him off like a whiteboard
for me this scene went like that
BUDDIE + whump throughout the seasons
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
obsessed
I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."
I miss having that class
[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.
Ever since I read a post saying "don't trust yourself after 9pm" whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it's after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.
Buck: I love you. Eddie: Oh, no. An 'I love you' in D-flat. That means you did something you don't want to tell me about. Buck, blinking: Wait, really? Wow, it's honestly kind of sweet that you noticed the nuances. Eddie: Buck, honey, does that mean I'm right? Buck, just realizing: Oh, shit.