[danandphilcondimentmetaphors]

Sometimes you need to make art of the gay hockey show that made you cry 🩷 @oat.milk.club on Instagram ✨

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[queenbruv]

one thing from project hail mary the book that i really wish theyd made clear in the movie is that when grace makes the decision to save rocky instead of go back to earth, he is prepared to die. like i understand why the movie had to cut a lot from the book for pacing and it wasnt exactly necessary to include the whole sub-subplot where rocky and grace figure out that there is nothing on erid that is safe for humans to consume, but it would have been worth a passing mention at some point, because grace goes back for rocky knowing that even if rocky takes him to erid, he will still die there, because there is nothing he can eat. the only reason he survives is by eating taumoeba, which is a solution rocky comes up with only after grace saves him and admits to him that he came to his rescue fully prepared to die.

the movie really breezes past rocky's rescue and the time skip, and it never explains why choosing to save rocky is so monumental in the first place: it answers the central question grace is grappling with for the whole movie. "who would i die for?" he doesn't just go back for rocky because it's the right thing to do. he sacrifices himself to save rocky. he is ready to die if it means rocky will live.

[ultrasequel]

I keep hearing “grace wears science pun shirts to break the ice with his students” “aww grace wears those shirts to make science more interesting to kids”. Bullshit dude, in all of the classroom scenes he’s wearing business casual. His dumbass science shirts are for the love of the game and nothing else

[sushiisiu]

ily

[manofmoth]

i expect to see 100 phan art depictions of this look on my desk by tomorrow morning.

[danandphilcondimentmetaphors]

Help

[diphowell]

confused and delighted ohhhh he’s so precious

[derekthedimplexphilseyelash]

has anyone talked about these absolutely lethal heart eyes?

[madlibs18]

generational screenshot. put it in the louvre.

[cuntholicism]

hey siri what is gender envy and why does my daughter keep attributing that to a very tall young british man wearing a nun costume

[dandp]

This specific brand of "I just caused something cute to happen 🥰" Dan face is everything to me.

[chompingonuggets]

Pheated Rivalry

[diphowell]

love that they said yeah we’ve seen the 2016 trend no we’re not gonna share unseen photos from that year but here’s dan looking like he’s on the willy wonka tunnel of oh no boat

[nukihowlter]

of course phil lived in apartment 1410 in the exact same timeline that shane and ilya first got together in room 1410 like of fucking course i need to die

[sunchildsatoru]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 (2026)

[userlesbian]

hard launch

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT