Witness Me

23, f, Montreal | harpist, pilot, diver | TV show, video game, music and life enthusiast

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[vinnie-cha]

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[gesu-ko]

Space Puberty…?

[tony-starkrogers]

Endless favorite characters: Gaby Teller (The Man From U.N.C.L.E.)

[quomododragon]

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

[quomododragon]

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

[quomododragon]

I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

[quomododragon]

Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

[quomododragon]

Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

[quomododragon]

WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.

[starsparklez]

That was wild until the finish.

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Reblog if you think african mythology should be represented more in media

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Absolutely

[nuggetisawesome]

One of my favourite myths is one about cheetahs getting their streaks from the tears of crying mothers through the generations. It’s possible the most beautiful story imo in existence.

The version I was taught in Zulu was that a mother loses her cubs to a hunter. After hiding them in a bush and going to hunt, the Hunter- being too lazy to hunt traditionally - steals them, and so distraught she cries and cries until the tears stain her cheeks. A wise man, hearing this, comes and helps her. Hearing that her cubs were taken he tells the whole village about the selfish hunter, who is then banned.

Now cheetahs wear those stains to remind everyone that it is only honourable to hunt traditionally.

It would be epic if some of our myths and legends were represented more because some of them are plain gorgeous, whilst others like the tokoloshi are practically key to understanding the culture.

[stanmilfs]

Moodboard to protect yourself from people with bad intentions

[captainhandsomes]

You don’t know him. He’s from Brooklyn.

[brienneoftarth]

Lines that I wish had made it into the TV Series.

[dcgifs]

For Mature Audiences. Here’s the First Look at #DCUHARLEYQUINN. Catch her this Fall, only on #DCUNIVERSE!

[sabanty]

Finished _(:3 」∠)_

[flipflibberinflippinghell]

We stan

[profeminist]

[whoisshe777]

[porterr-robinson]

[unlikecharlie]

I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something

[shiroscosmicass]

Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy

[sexshopshenanigans]

Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.

[lemon-badgeress]

oh my god you did NOT

[bowiecadmium]

This shit is hilarious, but good luck ever explaining to someone who doesn’t inhabit this hell site why you’re cackling over Keanu Reeves selling bad copper.

[curliestofcrowns]

they pulled the stone receipts

[commanderalexa]

“i was born and I was like ok I feel absolutely different from absolutely nobody” when i say i screamed 😭😫