I’d like to imagine that Tony Stark’s facial hair is so Iconic™ that one day when he decides to shave it on a whim the entire world literally loses their collective shit
Tony: *Walks into Avengers meeting* Hi guys
Tony:
Tony: Why are you all screaming
Assassin: I’ve got Stark in my sights
Tony: *Turns around and shows his face*
Assassin: Wait who the fuck is this guy
Tony: *walks into a lab after a whole day of people gasping and fainting at the sight of his beardless face, ready for Peter to scream*
Peter: sup Mr Stark, is that a new shirt?


















