ravings of the dandelion bride

queer elder milennial because if you're not a princess, you're a witch

[dandelion-bride]

here be dragons, but wondrous tales also

tav: Zefira Shadebrook, halfling trickery cleric of Tymora Brandobaris dark urge: the Dirge of the Living World >> Fennec Dirj, half-elven storm sorcerer and Reject Dark Urge

fanfiction:

"it's a hells of a feeling though": pre-canon though early post-canon AU (Gortash Lives / Lathanderan Gortash) series. Tavtash, Durgetash, and Tavstarion main pairings. please mind the tags but reread the title.

"The Inexplicably Barovian Themed Adventure" (8/??): post-game Spawn Astarion and Tav. Horror, humor, adventure, load-bearing smut.

[syscshowyou]

minthara in suit

[cawanski]

[guerrillatech]

[poreyneel]

god requires sacrifice

[dandelion-bride]

i cannot get the words out and i hate it

[bioluminescent-fungus]

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

[bioluminescent-fungus]

a vegetable in the stomach is worth two on the plate

[firesidoni]

(tags via @malicious-compliance-esq )

[iesika]

“Pratchett went back to older throwaway jokes (like dwarves being apparently unisex) and used them as metaphors to discuss social change, racial assimilation, and other complex issues, while reexamining the species he’d thrown in at the margins of his world simply because they existed at the margins of every other fantasy universe. If goblins and orcs and trolls could think, then why were they always just there to be slaughtered by the heroes? And if the heroes slaughtered sentient beings en masse, how heroic exactly were they? It was a long overdue start on redressing issues long swept under the rug by a parade of Tolkien successors who never thought of anyone green and slimy as anything but a notch on the protagonist’s sword, and much of the urgency in Pratchett’s last few books seemed to be related to them. ‘There’s only one true evil in the world,’ he said through his characters. ‘And that’s treating people like they were things.’ And in the last of his ‘grown-up’ Discworld books, that idea is shouted with the ferocity of those who have only a few words left and want to make them count. Goblins are people. Golems are people. Dwarves are people, and they do not become any less people because they decide to go by the gender they know themselves to be instead of the one society forces on them. Even trains might be people, and you’ll never know one way or the other unless you ask them, because treating someone like they’re a person and not a thing should be your default. And the only people who cling to tradition at the expense of real people are sad, angry dwellers in the darkness who don’t even understand how pathetic they are, clutching and grasping at the things they remember without ever understanding that the world was never that simple to begin with. The future is bright, it is shining, and it belongs to everyone.”

— John Seavey, The Evolution of the Disc (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)

[linakken]

Rummaged through some old stuff and found a sketch doodle I did long time ago.

Alright, I really haven't picked up a pencil for a long time.

[abigailspinach]

[monochromatic-miku]

Massachusetts miku

I was told this background was the Somerville one

[massachusetts-official]

Official Miku of Massachusetts

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[baldurdashe]

I did not forget @unkledeath...

Based on their post.

I'm even gonna put in a Gortash in an anxiety vest doodle for your troubles:

Hope it gives you a laugh.

[release-the-sheep]

some assholes: the Holy See and the Pope lost the mandate of Heaven after Vatican II!

bobby from chicago: nah, they didn't. get divinely fucked

[thenugking]

hi i have a very important question

Which Of Them Would You Rather Give You Bottom Surgery?

Orin the Red

Malus Thorm

Voting ended onJul 19

[thenugking]

I know the results may be biased due to me posting this on my very Orin-centric blog, but I am enjoying that the serial killer is winning by almost two thirds of the vote against the guy who presumably has a medical licence.

[thenugking]

Congratulations to Orin for winning this very important competition!!!

As a thank you to all 182 of you who voted, she will be replacing all of your genitals with knife dicks and teeth vaginas ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[thenugking]

fuck i just realised i made her be doing top surgery in the image by mistake.

uhhhh sorry everyone's nipples have been replaced by pieces of dead clowns now also ig.

[mistercrowbar]

When Aldiirn timidly asked if Astarion would ever bite him like how Araj wanted, life slipping away and all, Astarion knew what the man who was once fed to spiders really wanted. To be bundled up nice and tight and cozy so he cant move or worry about anything at all. 💖

My piece for the Colours of the Gate zine, which you can now grab for free! Donations to LGBT charities are still encouraged. I was very excited to have the chance to draw Aldiirn for it and had a silly idea that got out of hand haha. Enjoy the saucy squishy and Driderstarion's shiny sleek carapace!

[iwoszareba]

set of tarot cards i drew for @bg3-fate-spins-along event

PAGES in tarot are associated with youth, learning and fresh potential so i decided to match them with tiefling kids and make illustrations inspired by classic Waite-Smith deck

WANDS are action and pure energy ARABELLA

CUPS are feelings and romantic notions MIRKON

SWORDS are intellect and new ideas MOL

PENTACLES are money and practical wisdom MATTIS