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Monique/17/Fresno State/PoliSci & International Relations

[bingomann]

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

[bingomann]

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

[bingomann]

roomba company, please make this happen

[fire-is-her-water]

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

[bopeep]

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

[hatin]

Everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistakes

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[memetans-deactivated20161021]

being 20+ on tumblr

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

The kids are alright. International Climate Strike, March 15, 2019. 

[gaytiemcgrath]

[mycoins]

hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom, hold this for me

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

ok 

i’ll make sure he’s safe dont worry

[unfortunately-awake]

[africant]

[mahoubeau]

Friendly reminder that it wasn’t Zuko OR Aang who defeated Azula, but Katara

[igglooaustralia]

[fierysuggestion]

set your past on fire and leave

[okay]

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

[gold]

food will never break my heart

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[natural-selections]

[stromcuzewon]

[amphitritie]