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[incorrectkids]

Changbin: I may be short but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent.

Changbin: [aggresively tries to open caprisun]

Woojin:

Woojin: Need help with that

Changbin: [softly] yes.

[alexsfictions]

Changbin: You guys are being ridiculous! Felix doesn’t have a crush on me.

Chan: Yes he does.

Jisung: Yes he does.

Minho: Yes he does.

Hyunjin: Yes he does.

Jeongin: Yes he does.

Seungmin: Yes he does.

Woojin: Yes he does.

Felix: Yes I do.

[huiracha]

🖤

[treasuremakercharms]

their cover of Bang Yedam Wayo is so good

if you havent seen it, check here

[incorrectkids]

Woojin, to Stray Kids: Alright, listen up, everyone. I have an announcement to make and I only have two minutes.

Jisung: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Woojin: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

[incorrectkids]

Jisung: You guys don’t think I’ll be alone at 50, right?

Seungmin: Ah, come on.

Seungmin: You’re not going to make it to 50.

[incorrectkids]

Jisung: Y'all really yee’d my last fucking haw.

Hyunjin: Well boo-fucking-hoo, cry me a tractor.

[incorrectkids]

Felix: [chuckling] I’m so drunk!

Chan:

Chan: Who gave Felix a Capri-Sun and told him it was alcohol?

[incorrectkids]

Woojin: What do we say when making bread?

Felix: That’s the dough rising.

Woojin: And what do we NOT say?

Felix: That’s the yeast fucking.

[incorrectkids]

Jisung: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Jisung: Except my middle finger.

Jisung: Give that to Hyunjin.

[incorrectkids]

Jisung: [lays across a table seductively]

Jisung: Hey- [table breaks]

[incorrectkids]

Jisung: Shoutout to when Chan-hyung, in the snack aisle at the store, answered his phone and said, “I’m in an important meeting! What do you want?”

[incorrectkids]

Chan: Let’s get personal. What’s the hardest thing for you to say?

Seungmin: I’m sorry.

Jeongin: I need help.

Woojin: I was wrong.

Jisung: Worcestershire sauce.

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Jisung: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.

Changbin: He makes a strong case.

[incorrects-skz]

jisung, texting chan while drunk: hyung, i'm being kidnapped, i don't know where i am or where they're taking me please send help

chan, checking his phone and turning around in the driver's seat: it's me, jisung. i'm bringing you home.

[incorrects-skz]

chan: i bet you're wondering why i called you here today

chan: it's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room

hyunjin: why are you being so vague, jisung and i are the only ones here

[dorky-thighchi]

Find someone who looks at you the way sawamura daichi looks at sugawara koushi