Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

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Himiko: Truth or dare?

Kokichi: Dare

Himiko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room.

Kokichi: Hey, Miu?

Miu, blushing: Y-yes?

Kokichi: Move out of the way. I'm trying to get to Shuichi.

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Kyoko: If somemone ever hurt you, I would hunt them down to the end of the world so they'd get justice.

Celeste: If you asked me, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Hiro, horrified: You guys know that this is not how normal couples talk to eachother, right?!

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Kokichi: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Shuichi: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.

Himiko: I've recorded the dumb stuff.

Miu: I've joined you in the dumb stuff.

Kirumi: I've tried to stop you idiots from doing the dumb stuff...

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Toko: Every time I inhale, I can feel my spine pop.

Komaru: And every time we kiss, I swear I coud fly-

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Hajime: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Chiaki?

Chiaki: No.

Nagito: I do!

Hajime: I know, Nagito

Nagito: I'm sad

Hajime: I know, Nagito

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Junko: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?

Yasuke: Junko, if you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn’t be alive

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Kirumi: Is there a reason as to why the kitchen sink is on fire?

Miu and Kiibo in union: SCIENCE!

Kirumi:

Kirumi: Well, alright.

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Makoto: Breathe if you think I’m cool!

Makoto: Byakuya, you’re turning blue.

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Himiko: It’s at times like this I wish I’d listened to what Tenko told me.

Angie: Why? What did she tell you?

Himiko: Dunno. I didn’t listen.

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Kaito: You need a hobby.

Kokichi: I have a hobby.

Kaito: Staring at Shuichi is not a hobby.

Kokichi: You’re right. It’s a job, and I excel at it.

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Taka: The floor is hating Mondo!

Taka: *Jumps on couch*

Makoto: *jumps on chair*

Chihiro: *jumps on table*

Mondo: *faceplants on the floor*

Taka: Mondo, no-

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Nagito: Last christmas

Mikan: I gave you my heart

Nagito: But the very next day

Mikan: You told me you’re gay…

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Kaede: Miu, huh? Great name!

Miu: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

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Monomi: What’s your most treasured memory?

Hajime: *looks at the class and smiles*

Hajime: I heard a dog laugh once.

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Hajime: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.

Chiaki: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.

Hajime: Who would be thinking about me at 3 AM?

Komaeda:   [gay panic]