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Alina: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why

Sofia: Only if you also don’t ask why.

Sofia: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Alina:

Sofia:

Alina: This one is fine.

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Feldspar: Fuck.

Sofia: Where did you learn that??

Alina: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that??

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Sofia, going over Alina’s resume: Okay, right here it says that you’re creative

Alina: Yes.

Sofia: Okay... May I know what you create?

Alina: Problems.

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Andrew: so, I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast.

Feldspar: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Andrew: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Feldspar: I pity your dentist.

Andrew: Jokes on you. I don’t have a dentist!

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Andrew: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Alina: And that is?

Andrew: If they dislike Feldspar, they are evil.

Sofia, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

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Sofia: I’m leaving. Feldspar is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Alina: Mine just says, “Alina no”.

Sofia: And you can apply that to any situation.

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Sofia: You’re acting like a child, Alina!

Alina: I’m not acting!

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Andrew: Why is there a goat outside?

Sofia: Do I look like I make the rules around here?

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Feldspar: Get up! The sun is out; it’s morning!

Alina: and what do you expect me to do? Photosynthesize?

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Sofia: I have a plan!

Feldspar: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Sofia: I said I have a plan, not a miracle

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The grape monster: I believe in hate at first sight

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Andrew: I actually have a black belt.

Alina: What, in karate?

Andrew: No, from Gucci

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Alina: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Andrew: But are you shuffling?

Alina: Everyday.

Sofia: What language are you two speaking??

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Feldspar: Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent??

Alina: I’m experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. I call it “sparkle suds”.

Feldspar: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter!

Alina: I call that one “disco dairy”. Spread the party.

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Feldspar: So, what’s the plan?

Sofia: I thought you were the one with the plan.

Feldspar: Nope. I’m the one with the enthusiasm.

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Alina: Be the change you want to be in the world, but be like, kind of shitty and passive aggressive about it

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Alina: have I ever told you you’re a good cook?

Feldspar: aw, no you haven’t :)

Alina: then why do you keep doing it