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Alina: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why

Sofia: Only if you also don’t ask why.

Sofia: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Alina:

Sofia:

Alina: This one is fine.

Feldspar: Fuck.

Sofia: Where did you learn that??

Alina: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that??

Andrew: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Alina: And that is?

Andrew: If they dislike Feldspar, they are evil.

Sofia, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

Sofia, going over Alina’s resume: Okay, right here it says that you’re creative

Alina: Yes.

Sofia: Okay... May I know what you create?

Alina: Problems.

Feldspar: Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent??

Alina: I’m experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. I call it “sparkle suds”.

Feldspar: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter!

Alina: I call that one “disco dairy”. Spread the party.

Sofia: I’m leaving. Feldspar is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Alina: Mine just says, “Alina no”.

Sofia: And you can apply that to any situation.

Sofia: You’re acting like a child, Alina!

Alina: I’m not acting!

Feldspar: Get up! The sun is out; it’s morning!

Alina: and what do you expect me to do? Photosynthesize?

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