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Alina: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why

Sofia: Only if you also don’t ask why.

Sofia: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Alina:

Sofia:

Alina: This one is fine.

Feldspar: Fuck.

Sofia: Where did you learn that??

Alina: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that??

Sofia, going over Alina’s resume: Okay, right here it says that you’re creative

Alina: Yes.

Sofia: Okay... May I know what you create?

Alina: Problems.

Andrew: so, I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast.

Feldspar: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Andrew: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Feldspar: I pity your dentist.

Andrew: Jokes on you. I don’t have a dentist!

Andrew: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Alina: And that is?

Andrew: If they dislike Feldspar, they are evil.

Sofia, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

Sofia: I’m leaving. Feldspar is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Alina: Mine just says, “Alina no”.

Sofia: And you can apply that to any situation.

Sofia: You’re acting like a child, Alina!

Alina: I’m not acting!

Andrew: Why is there a goat outside?

Sofia: Do I look like I make the rules around here?

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