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Andrew: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Alina: And that is?

Andrew: If they dislike Feldspar, they are evil.

Sofia, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

Andrew: so, I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast.

Feldspar: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Andrew: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Feldspar: I pity your dentist.

Andrew: Jokes on you. I don’t have a dentist!

Andrew: Why is there a goat outside?

Sofia: Do I look like I make the rules around here?

Andrew: I actually have a black belt.

Alina: What, in karate?

Andrew: No, from Gucci

Alina: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Andrew: But are you shuffling?

Alina: Everyday.

Sofia: What language are you two speaking??

Andrew: Truth or dare

Feldspar: Truth

Andrew: How many hours of sleep have you gotten?

Feldspar: ... Dare

Andrew: I dare you to go to sleep

Feldspar: I don’t like this game

Feldspar: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Andrew: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Feldspar: You don’t have to wear it

Andrew: No. I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Andrew: I was born for politics

Andrew: I have great hair and I love lying.

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