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Feldspar: Fuck.

Sofia: Where did you learn that??

Alina: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that??

Andrew: so, I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast.

Feldspar: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Andrew: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Feldspar: I pity your dentist.

Andrew: Jokes on you. I don’t have a dentist!

Andrew: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Alina: And that is?

Andrew: If they dislike Feldspar, they are evil.

Sofia, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

Sofia: I’m leaving. Feldspar is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Alina: Mine just says, “Alina no”.

Sofia: And you can apply that to any situation.

Feldspar: Get up! The sun is out; it’s morning!

Alina: and what do you expect me to do? Photosynthesize?

Sofia: I have a plan!

Feldspar: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Sofia: I said I have a plan, not a miracle

Feldspar: Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent??

Alina: I’m experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. I call it “sparkle suds”.

Feldspar: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter!

Alina: I call that one “disco dairy”. Spread the party.

Feldspar: So, what’s the plan?

Sofia: I thought you were the one with the plan.

Feldspar: Nope. I’m the one with the enthusiasm.

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