Kiki-Jiki

26. ♌️ Average Nerdy Mess. The pink haired magical girl of the anime. I cosplay Spider Gwen, Gwen Stacy, Luxanna Crownguard, and more.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[joltick-archive]

reblogging your own selfie

[hyperaije]

why is his name white he’s purple

[joltick-archive]

his name is redd white and he runs a company named bluecorp we dont ask questions here

[archivedbarfblog]

if you mix redd white and bluecorp together like paint you’d get a light purple or pink depending on ratios. we’re just not on his level. we never will be.

[charlesoberonn]

His hair is purple which is red and blue

His suit is pink which is red and white

And his jewels are light blue which is blue and white.

[dwagom]

his shirt is beige there’s something going on

[aliiiiiiice]

he’s a murderer also I think that’s worth mentioning

[overdurivo]

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

[notanotherreyloblog]

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

[soloontherocks]

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

[roachpatrol]

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

[cwnannwn]

@the-lunar-lorkhan

[cat-memes-only]

[weasley-detectives]

i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

IT´S ALIVE

[sighinastorm]

beautiful example of the art of sequential photography

[rhaenyrastormborn]

Listen. We can take the piss out of J*hn B*yega here where it’s safe. But PLEASE do not engage with his posts on twitter or Instagram because he WILL attempt to target you next. Please just block and avoid. Keep yourself safe. People have already been deactivating because they’ve received so much harassment from his latest post.

[princessnijireiki]

this is literally. SO funny

[official-mugi]

[realest-asami-requiem]

[memefix]

What's going on

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

John recently got off of his legally enforced Disney gag order and has been blasting ass about how dissatisfied he was with the sequels, especially the forced romance between Rey and Keylo and how poorly his character was handled.

A bunch of fandom weirdos freaked out because they can't separate fiction from reality and tried to shame him into silence, but being the King he is John took this opportunity to blow off 5 years of steam that built up after being one of the prime pieces of meat in the pressure cooker known as the Star Wars fandom.

The social incompetents had their minds shattered at the realization that the actor is not the character he plays, that he doesn't like them or think the way they want him to think, and because of this they are breaking down at the mundane revelation that the public figure they've been harassing for years can sling their shit right back at them.

[bobacupcake]

Omg omg can u make the snom soft bodies?? I wanna see em plop n jiggle

here they come! here they come!

[bobacupcake]

someone asked for more

[bobacupcake]

someone asked for more

[merlinmac-deactivated20221223]

@autoberserk

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[gayoverme]

Have u ever just watched someone move or talk or laugh and ur like wow how the fuck is everything you do so hot

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[goldrubyart]

Rebecca pls let Zach Callison cuss this season

[Do not repost my art please]

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[niggazinmoscow]

This is what every mayor should be doing.

[note-a-bear]

The fact that chuck woolery, whose entire career is based on just standing there and not fucking up, has spent his entire offstage life being a complete fucking turd

[fluffygif]

[catchymemes]

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[lulu-tan79]

That beautiful statue started from this:

Ms. Luo Lirong graduated from China Central Academy Of Fine Arts. She’s a very talented artist. More of her works:

[scatterations]

Beautiful. Extraordinary talent

[daisyjonesdailylines-deactivate]

Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.

[dduane]

“Men of the West.”

(SNICKER)

[softchad]

[memesupremo]