We're all mad here.

Jeeps&books&coffee. US Army.

[creanavt]

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[unclejarin]

[queen-mabs-revenge]

[tchaikovskaya]

Let Bernard Say Fuck

[ahoylovers-deactivated20220820]

update: he said fuck

[queen-mabs-revenge]

He sure did:

[bunniope]

go grandpa!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[savannahfaerie]

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[deafgaming]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[weaver-z]

I made my Catholic grandfather guess all of the Good Omens character names

(I told him each character’s species ahead of time.)

[theonion]

Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation

[weloveshortvideos]

[uenzude-chan-blog]

Where I get me a man like this???

[airframeextender]

check the morgue on the fifth of july

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

[sparkitors]

Classic lit + Onion-style headlines = the mashup you never knew you always wanted. Click here to see all 14!

brought to you by our resident genius, @roonil-freakin-wazlib

[esoteric-theology]

weird noises: happen in the wee hours

me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

[a-2-a]

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

[aliiiiiiice]

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

oh to be a monk getting STUPID shitfaced off of monestary wine after transcribing the bible for the 547th time (despite being illiterate)

[butchflirt]

Oh to be Vlad the Impaler

[pr1nceshawn]

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[carbon-ate]

[carbon-ate]

please listen to this guy from Chicago ague with this snake

[jmathieson-fic]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

a) This dude has definitely either broken up a fight at 2am outside a bar in Little Warsaw or legit used the phrase “But he’s okay, he’s South Side Irish” to vouch for someone, probably both

b) The whole thing is very Chicago but the MOST Chicago part of this entire video is where he has finally seen the snake off into the brush and calls, “Take it easy, buddy, sorry to ruin your afternoon!” before the film cuts out.  

[systlin]

This is the Most Chicago thing I have ever seen.

[nyokoko]

“Don’t you rattle that fucking thing at me.”

[x-mischief-night-x]

Foggy autumn afternoon// aesthetic