Fumbling Through Art

[radiofreederry]

Oh fuck off

[radiofreederry]

Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

[heroineimages]

Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis's Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

"There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

[kii-from-hell]

My vote goes to the House of Leaves:

"This is not for you."

[horsecrash]

[funnytwittertweets]

[imaveryevilgirl]

[prokopetz]

Note that the context of this GIF is that Zelda suspects the frog in question is psychoactive and is attempting to convince Link to eat it so that she can observe his reaction and determine whether she’s right.

Whether that makes it less romantic or more is left as an exercise for the reader.

[max1461]

no it's romantic. doing experiments on you is one of the main ways that girls show romance

[hustlerose]

in 2021 it will be possible for tboys to get tgirls pregnant

[assortedinsanities]

Good news everyone!

[charlie-hustle-deactivated20231]

[jackiedaytona]

it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy

[teathattast]

[toastbutteregg]

[uwu-cowboy]

[starplatinumnun]

bitches read house of leaves and all of a sudden they're philosophers. what the fuck do you mean "god's a house. which is not to say that our house is god's house or even a house of god. what i mean to say is that our house is god."

1. it's me. i'm bitches

[mothcub]

Try this one weird trick!

[luntfontanne]

literally this:

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

[wizardpotions]

[thoughtportal]

record profits are unpaid wages

[twonshawn]

record profits are unpaid wages

[filmcel]

can the Queen die a second time I’m getting kind of bored

[friedricenietzsche]

[wretchedly]

i love you hozier