Yuzuru Shiba (Masquerade Kiss) – The Walking Red Flag You’d Gladly Surrender To ( I think I might have some issue because this are always the type of guys I like )
You ever see a man who practically screams "stay away"—cold, robotic, emotionally unavailable, and completely incapable of normal human interaction—and your brain just goes, "Yeah, I want that one."? Yeah, that’s Yuzuru Shiba.
And let’s be real—you’re not just into him, you’re obsessed. This man is a walking red flag, yet somehow, you’re out here chasing him down like he’s the last train home.
1. First Impression – "Wow. He’s basically a cyborg."
Doesn’t care about your feelings? Check.
Talks like he read the “How to Interact with Humans” handbook once and threw it away? Check.
Looks like he hasn’t had a genuine emotion since birth? Double check.
The first time you meet Yuzuru, he’s so rigid, so emotionally dead inside, you start wondering if he’s actually a very sophisticated AI program masquerading as a man. He doesn’t just dislike emotions—he practically treats them like an infectious disease.
> First Thought: "This guy has the personality of an ice cube."
Second Thought: "I must have him."
2. Worst Impressions – "Oh, he’s actually worse than I thought."
If you thought he was distant at first, oh honey—you haven't seen anything yet.
He’s so cold, he makes Antarctica look like a tropical vacation.
His entire world is structured—any deviation from his schedule? Unacceptable.
He looks at emotional people the way a cat looks at a cucumber—mild horror and extreme disapproval.
If you try to get close? Congratulations, you’ve now triggered his flight-or-freeze response.
> Worst Moment: “Did he just call love illogical while maintaining dead eye contact with me? …I’ve never wanted someone more.”
3. His Good Side – "Surprise! He Actually Has One."
Once you get past the brick wall of ice-cold logic, you start noticing little cracks in his armor.
He actually listens. He may not get emotions, but if something is important to you, he remembers.
Loyal to a fault. If he lets you in? That’s it. You’re now his one exception, and he will not let you go.
Protective without even realizing it. He doesn’t say, "I care about you," but if someone so much as looks at you wrong, he’s suddenly handling the situation with chilling efficiency.
Genuine when it counts. He doesn’t do fake pleasantries. So when he does show emotion, you know it’s real.
> Best Moment: "Wait… he actually changed his routine for me? THIS IS LOVE."
4. His Charisma – "Why Is This Emotionless Man So Attractive?"
Yuzuru has the most dangerous kind of charisma—the one that sneaks up on you.
He’s mysterious without trying—you need to know what’s going on inside that pretty, empty head of his.
He’s unshakable—no matter what happens, he remains calm, in control, and slightly judgmental.
He’s got that icy elegance—the way he moves, the way he speaks, the way he makes you feel both dismissed and desperate for his attention at the same time? Chef’s kiss.
> Final Thought: "I don’t know if he’s going to kiss me or analyze me like a lab experiment, but either way, I’m into it."
5. His Bad Side – "Emotional Damage? Yes, Please."
Doesn’t understand emotions = doesn’t understand YOU. You could be having a full-blown crisis, and he’d just be like, "Have you considered logical reasoning?"
He treats romance like a scientific anomaly. Falling for you wasn’t part of his plan, and you can see him struggling to process it.
Communication? Nonexistent. If you want him to express his feelings, good luck—you might have better chances getting a rock to recite poetry.
Will make you question your life choices. You KNOW this man is bad for your sanity, and yet, here you are, willing to suffer.
> Biggest Frustration: "Sir, I am offering you unconditional love. Could you at least LOOK like you appreciate it?"
6. Why You Like Him So Much – "Because You Have No Survival Instincts."
You love the chase. The colder he is, the more you want to thaw him.
You love the challenge. He’s emotionally unavailable? Perfect.
You love rare affection. When he finally shows even the tiniest bit of emotion, it feels like winning the lottery.
You love the idea of being "the only one." If he falls for you, you become his entire world.
> Final Realization: "I love him because he’s emotionally unavailable. I need help."
Conclusion – "He’s a Walking Red Flag, and That’s Why You Love Him."
Yuzuru Shiba is the human equivalent of a locked door that says "DO NOT ENTER."
And what do you do? You grab a crowbar.
He’s cold. He’s logical. He doesn’t "do" emotions. And yet, you’re falling for him like a fool.
Because nothing is more addicting than making the untouchable man completely, hopelessly yours.
