[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[okinawaisland-deactivated201901]

[ruinedchildhood]

Do you have cashier experience?

Me:

[sandmandaddy69]

[thedankmemes]

[chrliekclly]

[danicstate]

Getting caught in 4K staring at food

[the-real-countess]

tucking my lovely son into bed

[catchymemes]

[amyofthemyscira]

I feel like OP is a furloughed librarian.

[dra-aluxe-oldblog]

Coronapasta

[drapedinink]

[swarnpert]

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

[casanova-lives]

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

yes it happened to me once

[898-deactivated20210515]

[erotyc]

[invalidslut-deactivated20220607]

INVALIDSLUT

[danicstate]

I’m in Spain and the S is still silent

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[everythingfox]

Baby duck!

[aubernutter-deactivated20140624]

Sexting

[cubangains-deactivated20140210]

Still not understanding why this one didn’t work.