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11mm Chatelaine Pendant with Blue Topaz and Diamonds. Worn twice. Original box, folder with note, and new packaged dust cloth. Excellent condition.
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Long Live Neighborhood Nipsey đđżđđ
ahhh honey, people lie about being sick
Oh illiterate honey that isnât the topic of discussion
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking âadvantageâ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:
women apologizing:Â
If you can relate to any of these posts, follow us @anxietyproblemâ
WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO
this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3
[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]
Young fish:Â âIs that my daddy?â
Mom fish: [dreamingly] âI wish!â
Person recording: [loudly]Â âWhat the fuck?!â
Sure, people are talking about Kofiâs amazing technical skills and talents, but itâs important to remember he also does a smokinâ Shawn Michaels cosplay. {x}
Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)
Holy shit this may actually work
đđđ absolutely something i would do
LMAO!!!!
It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it
The Millennial generation is so broke weâre romanticizing decent housing.
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today⊠iâm so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes Iâll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so Iâll do my best to get this done soonishâit may be a week or two, but Iâm doing it
My masterpiece⊠is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
@musicalsandtrees
I donât know who to tag⊠This is a fuckign masterpiece
Yo, who keeps inviting this tap dancing ass bitch to the Grammys?
The Grammys literally wouldnât exist if it wasnât for Black people. I hope she got jumped.
Who the fuck is this?
So this ignorant bitch name is joy villa
Bet, i know who
Songs to block, skip and dislike
She does this shit every year for a check
Iâm not surprised, her album sales trash.
Nobodies always wanna do the most to be seen. Stupid
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote âthe director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shedâ 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my momâs birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didnât even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
Awwwww
Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmelâs âIâm Fucking Ben Affleckâ video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasnât down with what they were asking. But he just said, âI donât know, this wardrobeâŠdonât you have anything mesh that I could wear?â
When he was filming âWitnessâ he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on itâs own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry
My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Fordâs ranch. She stops for gas, and as sheâs filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him âwho do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?â. He takes off the helmet, and itâs Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
âHey! Iâm not Darth Vader, Iâm Luke Skywalkerâ
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
âThe Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. Iâm coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and itâs Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesnât want to be bothered; Iâm sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.Â
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, âIf thereâs ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, Iâm building the Millennium Falcon!â So I turn around very hesitantly and go, âHarrison, Iâm sorry to bother you. Iâm co-production designer on the new Star Wars, Iâm just back from London, and Iâve been building the Falcon.â A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation â he couldnât have been sweeter.Â
As Iâm walking away, he goes, âDarren!â and calls me back. He goes, âThe toggle switches.â I go, âToggle switches.â He goes, âThe toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldnât hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.â I go, âNo problem! Iâll take care of it!âÂ
So months go by, Iâm back in London, weâre getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.âs headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrisonâs with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. Theyâre just giddy; theyâre having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, âPhew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.â Thatâs my favorite story.â
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
Donât forget about his Halloween costumes
Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed
HELLO??????????
ok i read more articles, itâs called chronic wasting disease & we already knew abt it but itâs spreading in north america & is in 24 states rn. uhhh no one knos if it could spread to humans (we dont rly kno anything abt it at all actually đ) but a lot of the articles r saying the concern for that possibility is high rn so. take lots of precautions. weâre probably fine unless we eat it. basically it always existed itâs just making headlines cause itâs spreading a LOT now which is increasing the worry for it spreading to us
PLEASE REBLOG THIS VERSION. ITâS FINE. WEâRE FINE.
âTracing my stretch marks like lessons from pre schoolâ
Dead ass!!!!
Iâm here for this đ©đ©đ©
Bruh lol
Factsssss đđ
This is cute. This would make me love myself đ
how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons
why the hell is this so universal
Iâm sorry you had WHAT
k so I happened to run into this Twitter thread late last year, and following up, it appears to be true, despite the fact that it sounds outlandishly ridiculous. Here it is: The ubiquitousness of square dancing was actually a plot by Henry Ford to eradicate jazz, which he believed was a Jewish conspiracy.
So, first, article, if youâd like to read up on it.
To start, hereâs an actual quote by Henry Ford in a book he wrote called The International Jew:
Many people have wondered whence come the waves upon waves of musical slush that invade decent homes and set the young people of this generation imitating the drivel of morons. Popular music is a Jewish monopoly. Jazz is a Jewish creation. The mush, slush, the sly suggestion, the abandoned sensuousness of sliding notes, are of Jewish origin.
SoâŠyeah. In order to prevent moral decay in America, Henry Ford started pouring a lot of money into the promotion of square dancingâand that included schools. From the article:
Nonetheless, Ford saw these dances as intrinsically white, and thus more intrinsically wholesome. Along with his wife and their square dance instructor Benjamin Lovett, he campaigned to bring square dancing to the physical education classes of students across the country, believing it would teach children âsocial training, courtesy, good citizenship, along with rhythm.â The schools agreed, and by 1928, almost half the schools in America were teaching square dancing and other forms of old-fashioned dancing to students.
At this point, schools have compulsory square dancing simply because theyâve always had it, but originally they had it because Henry Ford wanted to save white America.
So hey, if you think the whole square dancing unit at your school is totally lame, informing the school about its history might be a way to get rid of it!
What on fucking earth
The other day I went to McDonaldâs with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like âHAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOUâ and I was like wow I canât let this guy outmatch me so I yelled âIâLL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAYâ you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like âCERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIESâ and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said âHECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIRâ and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store âWOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MANâ and since purple is the more superior color thatâs how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that Iâm now the poster child for being social and Iâve only been asked once why Iâm not in a relationship yet but I know itâs gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents itâs because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where Iâm supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and Iâve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year
thereâs more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria
op did you breathe typing this because I didnât while reading it
I donât need to breathe.
