my dan and phil 2025 predictions
dan blames us for at least two more rumors he started himself
phukbang 3 after tit is over
some sort of phwedding "proof" (real or not) is revealed and phannies on twitter start insisting that "friendship weddings" are a real thing or that it's "just for tax reasons" or something
they get a dog
the dog is either named buffy, susan, or another human name that is super weird for a dog like jeff or ellen or carl
the dog's name does not match its sex and we are all treated to a long dan rant about gender roles and whether dogs have the concept of gender at all
phodcast (please. please. manifesting 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏)
they start reacting to old phandom content including phan proof compilations and we all collectively have a heart attack and die
even more next level coupley instagram pics. cheek kiss perhaps?
another hospital storytime from phil (if this were a bingo card, that would be the free space unfortunately)
big solo phil project (book, short film, idk what, but something)
phil makes a horrifying innuendo on a livestream again and someone remixes it into a song a la ladydoor
said song is released on spotify as a collaboration with danandphilbeats
spotify wrapped posts with the horrifying innuendo song as a bunch of people's #1 song of 2025
dan finally makes the video about gender and drag and all that he and phil briefly discussed in a livestream and he shot down at the time, and it's obviously a three hour long video essay
dinof officially becomes the channel where dan only posts long video essays like once a year
bwagfeo reference on dapg
my horse prince may have been the only demonetized video on dapg pre-hiatus, but they reveal that something like 30% of the post-hiatus videos are demonetized lmao
phil gets a tattoo
return of "why i was a weird kid" on amazingphil
post from martyn or cornelia referring to dan as their kid's uncle
slutty couples halloween costume
photo or video where dan is just fully sat on phil's lap. remember, he's got places to be.
