*witty blog title here*

Ilana, 19, Gryffindor. I'm really just here for The Office and some memes.

[flowers-by-the-bed]

I'm very specific with who I'm attracted to, about 3 guys and every single girl I've ever met

[aromanticgcallen]

Things I Should Be Doing

so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

any of that

[aromanticgcallen]

Things I Should Be Doing

so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

any of that

[armandyke]

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

[lizzieunfortunatelynotbennet]

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

[reallytinylaura]

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

[devenka]

Language policing at its finest

[armandyke]

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

[deathclavv-deactivated20180803]

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

[wavesdeputy-deactivated20190715]

saw a man on my timeline. AS IF i don’t see them enough already. get your shit together tumblr dot com 

[exceptionals]

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline

[whenharrymetsallys]

amazing content from phillip henry

[catchymemes]

He's still a good doggo

[aweirdo-yourweirdo]

Girl: You’re cute.

Friend: She likes you.

Me: Nah. She’s just being nice.

[after 5 years]

Girl: [proposes]

Friend: She really likes you.

Me: Nah. She’s just being nice.

[on wedding day]

Friend: Told yah.

Me: Nah. She’s just being nice.

[griffinsanddragons]

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

[things-that-are-great]

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

[dareyoutoread-blog]

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

[beautifullyheeled]

This can work. I accidentally trained our 16 year old cat to wake me up on weekday and weekend mornings- at different times between the two. And he reminds me, in his endeavor for treats and scritches to take my vitamins, too.

[trendingcurrentevents]

[cookii-whore]

[stumbleonhometomycat]

I’ve never related to Taylor more than when she said “I’m known for acting weird in public”

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this kid tells you to give him your phone what do you do

[small-funny]

[ophidahlia]

Legitimate *pro bono legal services* don’t exist without a good reason. In a few of the exmormon groups I’m in you’ll see regular posts saying stuff like “Look what my lawyer sent me today!” with a pic of their resignation confirmation letter from the church.

You know. Just stuff that a normal average church that is definitely not actually a cult would do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

🙄

[rnoonpie]

As an ex-mormon, I’m gonna look the fuck into this. I want nothing to do with the church that shaped so much toxicity about my self image and my sexual orientation.

[fierceawakening]

Not sure if any followers need this but if you do, here you go.

Everyone should be able to choose their religious beliefs and community, and leave any that they find does not work for them.

[this-seamonkeys-gone-to-heaven]

Ex mormon here - this guy’s legit. The Mormon holds your files for eternity, and when they find out that you’ve moved to a new area, they will send members and missionaries from that region to harass you. I know this sounds like dystopic bullshit, but they followed my father through three moves before he rejoined the church.

[criticalrolo]

Also ex mormon here who used this. It’s a ridiculously helpful service that is incredibly easy to use. They keep you updated throughout the whole process, and it’s totally worth it since the church doesn’t get to keep all your private information and pass it around once you resign :)